Bash in hymer table

[Mousy]

Our hymer table has suffered some damage (previous owner said a book fell on it)

Anyone know if these laminate particleboard tables can be repaired?

Where could I get a replacement.

It's in an awkward place in terms of sticking a placemat or coaster on top etc.

 

[DanielFord]

My wife has just done something similar to our dining table with a tin of spam. I am intending to fix it with coloured wood filler and a scraperblade to smooth the finish. Will let you know if I make a total pigs ear of the job. Doing it this weekend.

 

[Lisa]

We had a tin fall out of a cupboard onto the worktop and used this company Broken Link Removed

You couldn't see the repair afterwards and was £80. We were very pleased.

 

[Chris]

My wife has just done something similar to our dining table with a tin of spam. I am intending to fix it with coloured wood filler and a scraperblade to smooth the finish. Will let you know if I make a total pigs ear of the job. Doing it this weekend.

Any reference to pigs or pork is to be avoided please.

It upsets people

 

[WAG2CRU]

Any reference to pigs or pork is to be avoided please.

It upsets people

That should get the thread bacon track!

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[Tootles]

My wife has just done something similar to our dining table with a tin of spam.

You moved just in time then??

 

[DanielFord]

You moved then??

That made me chuckle

 

[Tootles]

That made me chuckle

I enlarged it........

 

[DanielFord]

I enlarged it........

The edit is more apt

 

[Tootles]

The edit is more apt

I thought so as well. It saves any confusion. People may have thought you had changed houses.

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[wizzer59]

Not to mention spam, that's probly got horse, fish, dog and most other unedible stuff you can think of in it

And to appease the forum police It does depend on how big the damage is and colour, but there are plenty of kitchen worktop repair kits or wood repair kits about and If it were not to big I would try a bit of DIYDIY

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Our hymer table has suffered some damage (previous owner said a book fell on it)

Anyone know if these laminate particleboard tables can be repaired?

Where could I get a replacement.

It's in an awkward place in terms of sticking a placemat or coaster on top etc.

It might be worth contacting one of the motorhome dealers to see who they use. Our Pilote was an ex show vehicle and we pointed out a few scuff marks by the TV bracket where people had tried to force it. They were gone when we collected the van. Certainly a job not for a home made repair. Hope that helps

 

[DanielFord]

Not to mention spam, that's probly got horse, fish, dog and most other unedible stuff you can think of in it

Yes but it does taste great with eggs for breakfast

 

[Judge Mental]

a smart repair? as yo can get on cars? the can match anything....

 

[DanielFord]

In an attempt to divert the conversation away from Spam, this is the kind of thing I will be using:

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[Tootles]

that's probly got horse, fish, dog and most other unedible stuff you can think of in it

GO and wash your mouth out at once with STRONG DETTOL! Without SPAM, Europe would never have been liberated from the Nazis, people of great poorness would have starved in the streets! And Hymer tables would remain undamaged, causing huge unemployment within the *FUN* silly old man DIY Dept.

 

[Tootles]

In an attempt to divert the conversation away from Spam, this is the kind of thing I will be using:

No good. Sticks the two halves of your sandwich together, making it almost impossible to apply large amounts of HP sauce.

 

[hilldweller]

Anyone know if these laminate particleboard tables can be repaired?.

This has definitely been solved on here a while ago, try some searching.

 

[Tootles]

This has definitely been solved on here a while ago, try some searching.

Brian...........Dont really know how to say this, but............That's a bit BORING! I thought, (following your FISH post of last week), that somehow you may have developed a sense of humour. Been awaiting another funny from you ever since. Whoever was tickling you at the time, will they do it again??

 

[wizzer59]

I think I already nicked spam from under his nose

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[wizzer59]

Just to clarify, I used to be a slaughterman and now I do kitchen worktops but only marble and granite so do have a little experience in both

 

[Tootles]

I used to be a slaughterman

Do you still do foreigners??

 

[wizzer59]

GO and wash your mouth out at once with STRONG DETTOL! Without SPAM, Europe would never have been liberated from the Nazis, people of great poorness would have starved in the streets! And Hymer tables would remain undamaged, causing huge unemployment within the *FUN* silly old man DIY Dept.

We shoulda sent it over to the Nazies, they would have surrendered without a fight

 

[Tootles]

We shoulda sent it over to the Nazies, they would have surrendered without a fight

Well, you might be right. The French did.

 

[wizzer59]

Can I just apologise to Mousey for subjecting you to the horrors of Sp*m, it might actually be a better filler than food

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[Tootles]

Can I just apologise to Mousey for subjecting you to the horrors of Sp*m, it might actually be a better filler than food

Your right again!! Fills you up a treat.

 

[wizzer59]

Do you still do foreigners??

No only sheep, cattle, horse, dog, cat, pig and last but NOT least goldfish

 

[Tootles]

No only sheep, cattle, horse, dog, cat, pig and last but NOT least

..........................aquatic beings? (just in case the resident PC brigade pop off).

Er, you any-good with really tough mother in laws??

 

[wizzer59]

Mmm I've never tried a chainsaw as a butchering tool but mmm maybe

 

[hilldweller]

Brian...........Dont really know how to say this, but............That's a bit BORING!

You don't ask much do you !

A joke about a Hymer table damaged by a book.

Ah yes. Maybe the book was the Koran.

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