Banned from Lidl!

[Nedge68]

My wife sent me for a few ingredients for a meal, I did come back with everything she asked for… and a dehumidifier it was a bargain £40! So I have now been banned unless I am accompanied by a responsible adult.

 

[dash300]

My wife sent me for a few ingredients for a meal, I did come back with everything she asked for… and a dehumidifier it was a bargain £40! So I have now been banned unless I am accompanied by a responsible adult.

I'm banned from Costco! Sent with a list of groceries and got everything on the list, plus a Canadian Canoe!

 

[David and Sally]

I went for fish and chips once. Came back with a TV!

Another time, went to get a film developed and bought a telescope.

I’m not safe shopping.

 

[suavecarve]

Serious man points for you 3
David and Sally
dash300
Nedge68

I dress with clothes that wife and daughters refuse to be seen with me to get out of shopping

 

[63720]

I was banned from ordering at a café since, not being a coffee expert, I ordered a mug of builders coffee and nothing ending in cino. Wife orders now and I have to keep quiet.

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[Lenny HB]

I went into Richer Sounds once for a DVD player came out with a surround sound system & Gale speakers.

 

[jockaneezer]

There's a cartoon strip in Viz entitled "Lidl Richard" about a hapless spouse that can't resist the allure of the middle aisle !

 

[Lenny HB]

Better give this one another airing.

 

[grasscutter]

Better give this one another airing.

Still one of my favourites

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

Mrs CC has given up with me going out shopping as i have come back with boats, cars and motorbikes before

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[Stealaway]

I rushed across to our garage shop for a tin of mushy peas to go with our fish shop tea.
Came back having made an offer on a 3 Series 2.5 BMW Coupe. I loved that car and had it for over 12 years

 

[Spriddler]

Ten years ago whilst passing Johns Cross Motorhomes it ocurred to me that they might be able to supply a spare wheel and tyre for my motorbike trailer.
An hour later I had bought a motorhome. I still have it and have never had any issues. (To be clear, I bought it. They didn't sell it to me. Terrific people, sadly missed).

 

[Lenny HB]

I rushed across to our garage shop for a tin of mushy peas to go with our fish shop tea.
Came back having made an offer on a 3 Series 2.5 BMW Coupe. I loved that car and had it for over 12 years

The BMW was a good choice.

As for mushy peas.

 

[EuroTrotters]

I'm banned from Costco! Sent with a list of groceries and got everything on the list, plus a Canadian Canoe!

Costco fir strawberries and towels

£1,000 outdoor gazebo (£1600 now).

Took it to Spain to cover pool table

 

[Wildbill]

As I walk down the middle I'll with her in doors I usually manage to slip sumthing in to the trolley
Bill

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[125BEER]

I went for fish and chips once. Came back with a TV!

Another time, went to get a film developed and bought a telescope.

I’m not safe shopping.

They don't understand it when you make purchases for all!!!.
20 odd years ago went out for a dvd player came back with Sony TV and 5.1 sound system.....that included a dvd player

 

[Two on Tour]

We went to the Autosport show some years ago and looking around the Bonham's cars for auction we saw an Innocenti 950 Spider that we really liked.
To save being tempted, we deliberately avoided the auction but went back to have a last look at it before we left the show.
A guy was pushing the car from the place it occupied in the auction, and I asked "how much did it make", he replied "it did not sell, did you want it"
We still have it today.

 

[bobnick]

The refugee staying with us went for a coffee yesterday, when asked what milk he wanted he said "white", the young mensa server gave him a look that said drop dead.

 

[EuroTrotters]

The BMW was a good choice.

As for mushy peas.

I was passing my favourite toy shop years back.

I went into the BMW showroom to buy my wife a BMW 316i estate.

I delivered her a BMW 328i coupe. She said ….
“WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT?”

She loved it in the end, her favourite car.

Some time after, I replaced it with a 2001,,brand spanking M3. She hated it. Just as well the camshaft broke at just 3,000 miles and BMW Reluctantly refunded me in full.

 

[Jake Royd]

I'm doing well if I slip in a set of rubbish taps or dies..............

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[EuroTrotters]

I repaired a very old oxygen cylinder with a set of those . Saved my day

 

[GMLS]

I've been banned from Fitness First. Apparently not everyone is aware that gymnasium in ancient Greek means naked exercise

 

[EuroTrotters]

I've been banned from Fitness First. Apparently not everyone is aware that gymnasium in ancient Greek means naked exercise

 

[Dutch 68]

Hmmm , quiet night, just browsing e bay, putting in a silly bid on a Ducati Streetfighter, to my surprise I win the auction, about six years ago, bought unseen, collected by courier, still have it today, fantastic bike.

 

[Nedge68]

Not just me then!
Just off to Aldi for some porridge, their organic porridge is excellent…

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[lorger]

About 50 years ago my dad went out for dog food and came back with a Myna bird

 

[Otter Spotter]

I went into Richer Sounds once for a DVD player came out with a surround sound system & Gale speakers.

Love my Gale towers and woofer

 

[Otter Spotter]

About 50 years ago my dad went out for dog food and came back with a Myna bird

Did he feed to the dog ?

 

[suavecarve]

Did he feed to the dog ?

It kept repeating on him

 

[lorger]

Did he feed to the dog ?

No he didn’t have enough money after buying the bird, it was worth it though as it gave us some great laughs.

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