Jim
Ringleader
You arrive on a campsite and your elsan cassette is full. For some reason which you find it hard to explain; you always use a blue, not very environmentally friendly, chemical in the cassette. A chemical that costs a lot of money and makes bold, rubbish claims about breaking down waste but essentially all it does is hide your irrational embarrassment that it must only be you who's poo stinks.
At the Elsan point you see a sign "Please only dispose of environmentally friendly chemicals here or you will destroy our septic tanks eco system"
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At the Elsan point you see a sign "Please only dispose of environmentally friendly chemicals here or you will destroy our septic tanks eco system"
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