Alan Kerr update

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  1. Crossdude

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    I said I would give a update on getting my spare key table bracket and tyre inflation kit. From alan Kerr I never heard back from them again and never heard back from triango either I ordered a spare key from my local fiat dealer at the tidy sum of £300 I rang alan Kerr today just to ask what I had done to get such poor service and as usual I couldn't get hold of the manager was told they would ring me back which obviously never happens.

    Keith.
     
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    Now find the Small Claims Court on line.
     
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    I once had occasion to take Bertram Mills Circus to the small clowns court, over a car I was sold. Within ten yards, the doors, boot lid and bonnet fell off. Then there was a big bang, lots of smoke, and the whole thing collapsed.
    The court awarded me one large red nose, a pair of size 27 boots, and a large squirty flower.
    The whole procedure was a joke!. :Doh:
     
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    We bought our M/H from Alan Kerr, it had the wrong tyres on the front, we phoned them, they had no hesitation in approving the replacement, at our local Tyre Dealer North Devon Tyres. We have had only good service from them, the only thing that annoyed me in any dealing with them was the long winded hand over, I just felt like saying give me the flaming keys, and cut the crap!
     
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    Brilliant :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Bet you felt a bit of a clown......
     
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    Are you sure you are dealing with Alan ?

    Sounds more like his brother, Wayne ( think about it.... think about it !!! :ROFLMAO: )
     
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    He's the workshop manager isn't he ?
     
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    Dunno.. but word has it he is self employed.....................
     
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    I heard they spend all thier time in the local Chinese restaurant owned by the King brothers. Im not sure what thier Christian names were
     
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    I've heard he works single handed :Blush:
     
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    Oh Yes you are!.......:Blush:
     
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    He was in the local watch repairs shop,he has overwound his self winding watch!
     
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    Went to Kerrs once to look at a Hobby750, asked to look around it and was asked are you buying it today, by a snot nosed salesperson, explained we were looking around at layouts of vans, he just walked of. We now call them Juan Kerr, seems more apt!!!
     
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    When they get like that, I wait until they walk away, then nick all the cooker gas knobs.......:RollEyes: :thumb:
     
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