A Little Help from my friends

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  1. bernardfeay

    bernardfeay Funster

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    It's a big day for me. I managed to publish my autobiography on Kindle yesterday. I would really appreciate any reviews I can get.

    The title "When can it do errands?"

    This is a tale of a shy boy, growing up in the fifties running errands, cutting thumbs off and having rather too much fun enjoying the private benefits of early puberty. His entry into the world of work sees him sat in urine soaked trousers for an afternoon in a busy office. Few will have tried harder to get into a girl's knickers and had less success.

    The truth about health inspectors and chip shops can only now be told with the passage of forty years. The truth about the murder of Alan Kenyon is still protected and only rumours can be discussed. Infidelity, impotence and an impossible coincidence are the backdrop to his grown up life. Marriages come and go, a near death experience in a ghost town and a three day court case against Coopers & Lybrand are all explored. Eventually, Raving Lunatic enters the story and the fun of using dating agencies has to end. For all the embarrassment caused to friends and loved ones...... I'm Sorry (a bit)
     
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    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    ShiftZZ review -- "Typical Hymer owner"...:winky:
     
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    bernardfeay Funster

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    got that right, we're all free loaders.
     
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    Congratulations Bernard.

    You have beaten me to it by some considerable time!

    My book will be published on Amazon in Kindle form too... in due course... :winky:

    I look forward to reading yours... :thumb:

    JJ :Cool:
     
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    scotjimland Funster Life Member

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    and the title JJ .. ?

    The Magic of Fray Bentos pies ... :roflmto:
     
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    Is it a free book?::bigsmile:

    Will there be a sequel?
     
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    £2.05 !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Do you think we are all Russian oil billionaires ?
     
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    hilldweller Funster Life Member

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    "Never work with children and animals".
     
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    This is Bernard's thread and should not be hijacked by me...

    Click the button... get Bernard's book... enjoy it.

    More entertaining than the Maily Dail and supporting a Funster too...:thumb:

    Review to follow Bernard... in due course.

    JJ :Cool:
     
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    hilldweller Funster Life Member

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    Be gentle with him, I'll be next.
     
  11. Colin and Jaen Andrews

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    when can i do errands

    HI have just sent to my kindle - looks like a good read - looking forward to reading - cheers Jaen
     
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    So, Pippa Middleton decides to publish her book on the same day. She might sell one or two more but I think we all know that I've got the nicest arse.
     
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