A Clean, Neat And Tidy Motorhome Needed For An Hour...

JJ

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My Princess flies into Faro on Wednesday (21st) and is staying in Quarteira for a couple of days. (y)

I need to borrow a motorhome of an acceptable hygiene standard (bloody spotless inside and out) in order to pick her up and drive her to her hotel.

Can anyone help?


JJ :cool:
 

Sheriff

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My Princess flies into Faro on Wednesday (21st) and is staying in Quarteira for a couple of days. (y)

I need to borrow a motorhome of an acceptable hygiene standard (bloody spotless inside and out) in order to pick her up and drive her to her hotel.

Can anyone help?



JJ :cool:

If our van is suitable JJ and if John is still here we would be happy to....we are at Faro at present

Kath
 
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JJ

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That's very, very kind but I am planning to meet and drive her back on my own.

Can't make you sit on a bench for an hour or two waiting while I collect her. :rofl:

JJ :cool:

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Freespirit1

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Short while after a gap of many years.
My Princess flies into Faro on Wednesday (21st) and is staying in Quarteira for a couple of days. (y)

I need to borrow a motorhome of an acceptable hygiene standard (bloody spotless inside and out) in order to pick her up and drive her to her hotel.

Can anyone help?


JJ :cool:

No chance!! Give me her number I’ll pick her up for you :rolleyes: :)
 
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I dont understand,,whats wrong with a taxi or am i missing something,,,BUSBY,,

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yodeli

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I dont understand,,whats wrong with a taxi or am i missing something,,,BUSBY,,

May be JJ is an hour away from Faro? The taxi will then be more expensive than the flight!

May be all this is just an excuse to post and tell our friends who are in the area I'm coming!
Things are not always what they look like you know Busby.;):cool:
 

Popeye

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I'm frightened to lend you mine as I'm convinced it would come back looking like yours even though Frankie deserves such luxury and comfort.

Practice with Kath's ( @champers ) first.
 
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You'd be safe lending it out, it's not lettuce planting season for another couple of weeks yet. :D

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JJ

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Why don't you break the habit of a lifetime and clean your van JJ?

My "clean" and Frankie's "clean" are completely different things... :whistle:

I will now have to go for a lie down after just thinking about the work it would take to get my van up to the standard my Princess deserves...

I do, however, have a cunning plan... ;)



JJ :cool:
 
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old-mo

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May be all this is just an excuse to post and tell our friends who are in the area I'm coming!

Or just maybe a gentle hint as to what he expects of you...

Like cleaning his van for him... :giggler:

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Popeye

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Yes thanks for the PM JJ, I think a plaster-cast on both arms would be fairly convincing, she would then dig straight in to the mess that only she and other females can see. :restmycase:

ps, sorry JJ did I say all that out loud?
 

Gromett

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I always used to pay my cleaner for a few extra hours before my French Lady friend used to visit. If you can't face doing the work yourself you could always outsource it like I did....
French G/F was always suspicious about how clean the house was when she visited me :Eeek: :rofl::rofl:
 
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Just to let everyone know, including frankie, that we have seen JJ cleaning his van and have photographic evidence to that effect;).
By the way, you may have to upgrade your hoover JJ. I think your one has gone on strike!!!:D(y)
 
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Well, as God made little green apples and it don't rain in Indianapolis your not having mine.

Can you even begin to imagine the ear pain I would get from Management.

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Is there not a motorhome dealership nearby you coukd arrange a decent test drive from :)

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Allanm

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My "clean" and Frankie's "clean" are completely different things... :whistle:
I will now have to go for a lie down after just thinking about the work it would take to get my van up to the standard my Princess deserves...
I do, however, have a cunning plan...
JJ :cool:

Does your plan involve Yodeli wearing a pair of these?

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My Princess flies into Faro on Wednesday (21st) and is staying in Quarteira for a couple of days. (y)

I need to borrow a motorhome of an acceptable hygiene standard (bloody spotless inside and out) in order to pick her up and drive her to her hotel.

Can anyone help?


JJ :cool:

Have you still not fixed the top gear on that ride on mower :D.
 

old-mo

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I am on me way @JJ :nod:

Just got to finish loading me van... (y)

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I remember first meeting JJ at Peterborough 7 years ago, where I was told confidentially by a perspicacious Funster that even the flies wouldn't venture into his black travelling van! Forget liberte, egalite, fraternite - Frankie understandably appreciates proprete, ordre et perfectionnement! The choice is yours JJ. - clean van or absent princess! Get on with it.
 
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JJ

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The choice is yours JJ. - clean van or absent princess! Get on with it.

Hmmmmmm....

Not sure that is logically correct.

The we have arranged things is for my Princess to have her own van. Then I can have my van as I like it and Frankie can have her's as she likes it.

There is more than one way to skin a cat.


JJ :cool:

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