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Hi all, I have just been turned on by Jim so now able to introduce myself and Ian my husband. What can I say, well we are new to motorhoming and are having our first UK trip away this weekend. Both Ian and I work in the adult entertainment business, I speciailise in gymnastic dancing in private members clubs and Ian does similar for all female events, we hope to use the Swift motorhome for overnight stays when working away from home. We are both very open minded and look forward to getting into the swing of things at some form rallies. We are in our late twenties so have the energy to keep up with most, looking forward to meeting and seeing the competition in the beauty stakes ::bigsmile: (I'm not a bitch, but I really do like to flirt and get the attention of other wives husbands and show Ian who is boss)

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Susie
 
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I don't want to show off but you can see a video of me last year here [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaBwchAaqDw[/ame]

Enjoy........... ::bigsmile:
 

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Like the video :Eeek: :man_in_love: :thumb:
 

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Thanks, I certainly have a 'thing' about more mature and worldy wise men, I just feel they are more loving and appreciate me more :Blush: So I hope I fit in :thumb:
 
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I'm afraid Ian's videos are heavily female hen night type material, it would be unsuitable to post on here as it involves ladies doing certain acts on him with oil and cream. I must say I get upset when I watch as he is a big boy and I feel I would like him for myself, but at the end of the day it's his job, he has a fantastic body, is at it almost every night and seems to enjoy it :Sad:
 

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Hello

I do something similar with ferrets,a broom handle! You may have seen me perform in Wakefield and Barnsley.I do a bio-organic show for both men and women using yoghurt and sawdust.

Keep up the good work

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I do something similar with ferrets,a broom handle!
Shiftzz

Huh. Rumor has it that an RSPCA investigator suddenly managed to afford a top Hymer shortly after looking into what you did with a ferret. Freddie Starr was most impressed to.
 

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Thanks, I certainly have a 'thing' about more mature and worldy wise men, I just feel they are more loving and appreciate me more :Blush: So I hope I fit in :thumb:

I'm mature, a bit like smelly cheese and I have a 1968 transit home conversion flat screen tv (405 lines) sort of surround sound and a two ring Aga cooker....


boys,I may have pulled!
 

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Susie and Ian

Hi and welcome!

What m/home have you got??

s.

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Gee whiz, what a breath of fresh air, welcome to the club.:winky: So that's the saturday night entertainment sorted, I can already see the see the oldies reaching for their pills before the next rally. :Eeek:
 

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Susie and Ian

So that saying about where mens brains are situated
really is true :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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I'm with ShiftZZ on this one.... that erotic squirming is alright, but you can't beat a good 12 round gerbil boxing match or some other nail biting sporting event involving small rodents, with or without a broom handle. Apparently its popularity has now spread to the Home Counties aswell!.

Welcome to you both. Susie, as can be seen in your video you clearly have a finely toned torso which desrves to be wrapped around some polished steel. However your goal of getting into the 'swing' of things did make my old knees buckle for a split second.

I know,... I'm a nutter

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Well I'm off to Battle with Ian for the weekend to try out the mootorhome, I will be popping in to Johns Cross I hope on Sunday to see Peter.

We have a Kontiki 645 with the rear U shape lounge, I was hoping to be able to use it for private sessions as it has the pull across screen, do you think one of the Johns Cross salesmen would mind being a stooge for 10 minutes so I can try out a routine I have being working on, or do you think it would be rude to ask?
 

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I'm with ShiftZZ on this one.... that erotic squirming is alright, but you can't beat a good 12 round gerbil boxing match or some other nail biting sporting event involving small rodents, with or without a broom handle. Apparently its popularity has now spread to the Home Counties aswell!.

Welcome to you both. Susie, as can be seen in your video you clearly have a finely toned torso which desrves to be wrapped around some polished steel. However your goal of getting into the 'swing' of things did make my old knees buckle for a split second.

I know,... I'm a nutter

Hildaaaaaa, another one joins the fold. :thumb:
 

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Well I'm off to Battle with Ian for the weekend to try out the mootorhome, I will be popping in to Johns Cross I hope on Sunday to see Peter.

We have a Kontiki 645 with the rear U shape lounge, I was hoping to be able to use it for private sessions as it has the pull across screen, do you think one of the Johns Cross salesmen would mind being a stooge for 10 minutes so I can try out a routine I have being working on, or do you think it would be rude to ask?

Not sure how many salesmen John Cross's have but I'm in no doubt that the U shaped lounge would not accomodate them all, with room to sit on their hands......Oh bugger, let my lap dancing club visit slip.......only called in on my way to a guinea pig and chinchilla party

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Well I'm off to Battle with Ian for the weekend to try out the mootorhome, I will be popping in to Johns Cross I hope on Sunday to see Peter.
We have a Kontiki 645 with the rear U shape lounge, I was hoping to be able to use it for private sessions as it has the pull across screen, do you think one of the Johns Cross salesmen would mind being a stooge for 10 minutes so I can try out a routine I have being working on, or do you think it would be rude to ask?

After closing time on Sunday (4pm) and in the car park, who knows:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Regretably you will not have the undoubted pleasure of my company as I will not be there due to a prior committment on a Kontiki 615 ::bigsmile:

Peter
 

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After closing time on Sunday (4pm) and in the car park, who knows:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Regretably you will not have the undoubted pleasure of my company as I will not be there due to a prior committment on a Kontiki 615 ::bigsmile:

Peter

Peter will be in Wakefield


Shiftzz. -tickets available available
My body was fine tuned by halfords , Mot and tax pending
 

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ShiftZZ, is that the last date on your 'Bush and Brush' comeback tour for this year?, if so put me down for two, center stage in the stalls please

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