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Yes .... Ladies and Gentlemen, Hear hear hear .... Here is the beginning of a nice Story!
"The Lady was surrounded by Them all .... for the second time! They were even more numerous, and not of the kindest ones...beer didn't help!
A tad desperate to one day find peace and quiet again ... the Lady decided to have a word with the lordship of QMJ ..Portugal .... Of course no way for a horse to fly in the sky ... sky ... sky ... That ringed a bell..
All of a sudden she remembered having heard of a strange way to communicate when far away. No .... not smoke signs , don't be silly , it's Portugal not Indian America! No ... something different, called Skype! Mind you , still some bit of sky involved!
Narrating how she found Skype would make this short story far too long...SO...She called Him
His highness was having a sip, sat in a bucket (well some sort of bucket)....
Oh My Lord , she said , I need your help, some deceivers, cunning men with wife and children have just settled on my lands! They drink a lot, burp and lots more (there, the Lady thought she'd better say no more... TMI they say on the Net ... what a spider had to do with those 3 letters was beyond her understanding ... but let's carry on with the Story!).
"Indeed" , replied the (said) Highness, "Indeed?"
"Are they offending my Princess?"
"Well... I don't really feel at ease" said she.
"Don't be afraid, Princess, I will this second charge my devices"
"".....
"And ask my old horses to get me to your place at the speed of the wind"
And ... this second, the sky (yes , It again) is a large cloud of dust ...horses speeding.!
Knight in his (nearly) shinning armour is on his way.... to France !!!
Well ... Right now he's having a break at Burger King .... PAH !
Isn't that charming? How romantic....
"The Lady was surrounded by Them all .... for the second time! They were even more numerous, and not of the kindest ones...beer didn't help!
A tad desperate to one day find peace and quiet again ... the Lady decided to have a word with the lordship of QMJ ..Portugal .... Of course no way for a horse to fly in the sky ... sky ... sky ... That ringed a bell..
All of a sudden she remembered having heard of a strange way to communicate when far away. No .... not smoke signs , don't be silly , it's Portugal not Indian America! No ... something different, called Skype! Mind you , still some bit of sky involved!
Narrating how she found Skype would make this short story far too long...SO...She called Him
His highness was having a sip, sat in a bucket (well some sort of bucket)....
Oh My Lord , she said , I need your help, some deceivers, cunning men with wife and children have just settled on my lands! They drink a lot, burp and lots more (there, the Lady thought she'd better say no more... TMI they say on the Net ... what a spider had to do with those 3 letters was beyond her understanding ... but let's carry on with the Story!).
"Indeed" , replied the (said) Highness, "Indeed?"
"Are they offending my Princess?"
"Well... I don't really feel at ease" said she.
"Don't be afraid, Princess, I will this second charge my devices"
"".....
"And ask my old horses to get me to your place at the speed of the wind"
And ... this second, the sky (yes , It again) is a large cloud of dust ...horses speeding.!
Knight in his (nearly) shinning armour is on his way.... to France !!!
Well ... Right now he's having a break at Burger King .... PAH !
Isn't that charming? How romantic....
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