I tried.... (1 Viewer)

[Dazzlin]

She started this, I have been told to post this word for word, but I still post the wrong crap on mhf....

I tried to avoid every pothole
I tried not to smile at the wrong time.
I tried not to walk down the van too fast.
I tried not to park next to the cockerel on site.
I tried not to park next to the loudest french van on site.
I parked where I was told, not where was best for the fridge or solar input! (Man thing)

Oh love of my life, I tried......

But I will never be right. Yes dear!

16/10/1993 to today-ish. I love you Lynne XXX

And then she hits me when I tell her there is a dead fly - under one of her chins....lol

 

[Candapack]

My wife became 40 on 16/10/1993.
(Now she'll likely hit me for telling everyone).

 

[Lisa]

She's better off driving, then she won't moan. Works for me

Oh dear, I bet that isn't helping is it?!

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[Dazzlin]

She's better off driving, then she won't moan. Works for me

Oh dear, I bet that isn't helping is it?!

You are correct!
There that's better than 'yes dear'!!!!

Thats my problem, not yours, and my problem is wonderful... good recovery!

 

[Dazzlin]

All is well. I have brought her a bowl of hot water for her feet!!

Little things...

 

[movan]

Lol. You would never realise from this thread you are such a loved up couple.

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[makems]

She started this, I have been told to post this word for word, but I still post the wrong crap on mhf....

I tried to avoid every pothole
I tried not to smile at the wrong time.
I tried not to walk down the van too fast.
I tried not to park next to the cockerel on site.
I tried not to park next to the loudest french van on site.
I parked where I was told, not where was best for the fridge or solar input! (Man thing)

Oh love of my life, I tried......

But I will never be right. Yes dear!

16/10/1993 to today-ish. I love you Lynne XXX

And then she hits me when I tell her there is a dead fly - under one of her chins....lol

Been drinking again Darren?

 

[Dazzlin]

Been drinking again Darren?

Noooo. Sober as a newt!

 

[rangi]

Stand up fer yerself you prize whimp!

Let "the wonderful one Darlin'" drive!
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"Jeezus H!! Fer CHRIS sa!! OH NOOO! Didn't yu see thar arse- LOOKOUT! Bloody 'ell mate you wer a bit- Oh Please!!

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