Life Memberships (1 Viewer)

[Jim]

I keep getting asked about life memberships. These are not available right now, sorry. They are normally made available during a subs sale at Easter and at Christmas. Please look out for notices then.

Many thanks

Jim

 

[JJ]

If I show you the notes I got from my medical, will I get a special, low cost rate?

JJ

 

[Jim]

If I show you the notes I got from my medical, will I get a special, low cost rate?

JJ

Were all dying mate, but last time I saw you you were as healthy as a young bull. Digging out wells, riding bikes for miles, carrying water like some native. Nah I fell for that once with @old-mo No deals on Life membership, no matter how ill you pretend to be.

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[old-mo]

For Sale

Remainder of "Life Membership"....

Going "Cheep"..................

 

[Jim]

For Sale

Remainder of "Life Membership"....

Going "Cheep"..................

Sorry Mo, they are not transferable. Life means life

 

[Dawn B]

Sorry Mo, they are not transferable. Life means life

I said @old-mo should be locked up

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[DuxDeluxe]

I said @old-mo should be locked up

It is the new money maker. Jim sells life memberships and you go around shooting them......

 

[Jim]

It is the new money maker. Jim sells life memberships and you go around shooting them......

Now that sounds like a plan

 

[Dawn B]

Now that sounds like a plan

It'll cost yer

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[DuxDeluxe]

Now that sounds like a plan

It'll cost yer

It won't work Jim - Dawn can't hit a barn door. Mind you, if the Funster parked up in the neighbouring van is also a life member..........

 

[Minxy]

Not skint quite yet then Jim?