BLOODY Women Drivers!! (1 Viewer)

May 7, 2011
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This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new VW Golf doing 75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man,I don't scare easily..But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, which splashed and burned my "Big Tom and the Twins", ruined my phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

BLOODY Women Drivers!!
 
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If it was a woman she would have been on twatter and faceberk as well as doing her lippy!
 

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Do male members think shariah law would improve the situation? Saudi stylee.......:Eeek:

The roads would be quieter with no school runs and certainly safer! Just a thought.....:D
 
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Paddywack

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Do male members think shariah law would improve the situation? Saudi stylee.......:Eeek:

The roads would be quieter with no school runs and certainly safer! Just a thought.....:D
I've asked my member for its opinion but its refusing to speak on the matter. I think its worried about being beheaded.
 

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I've asked my member for its opinion but its refusing to speak on the matter. I think its worried about being beheaded.


Blimey.....Its a while since I've seen mine without the use of mirrors

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Big bus man

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I feel sorry for the poor girl in the Golf, she would have passed this iffy vehicle swaying all over the road looked in her mirror and seen this old bloke waving his hand at here with his trousers round his ankles, it would have been enough to make her smudge the makeup!

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Nov 25, 2013
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She is merely training to be an Audi driver

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i had a car with german plates in front of me on the m25 doing eighty and going from lane to lane when i got beside him he was texting and had a clip board on the steering wheel clipboard o
 
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I was passed today on the hard shoulder of the M18 today the vehicle was being closely chased by two police cars
and it was a female driver they got her three mils up the road
bill
 

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I was passed today on the hard shoulder of the M18 today the vehicle was being closely chased by two police cars
and it was a female driver they got her three mils up the road
bill


that is a bit sexist Bill dear boy:xgrin:

May well of being having a PMT interlude..or a dry under carriage:censored:

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