- May 7, 2011
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- motorhoming since 1979
This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new VW Golf doing 75Mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man,I don't scare easily..But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, which splashed and burned my "Big Tom and the Twins", ruined my phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
BLOODY Women Drivers!!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man,I don't scare easily..But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, which splashed and burned my "Big Tom and the Twins", ruined my phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
BLOODY Women Drivers!!