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09-02-2010, 13:27
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Location: Leicestershire
Interests: Genealogy, Music, Reading, Politics
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"REVOLUTION,- A bursting of the boilers which usually takes place when the safety valve of public discussion is closed."
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09-02-2010, 14:25
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Funster No : 8441
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Northumberland
About Me: Kath & Howie ably supported by the Wyaye pack Rory and Maeve.
Interests: dog showing, reading, history
MH Type: C class
MH Model: Autotrail Cheyenne
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"You need to get a small bell to ring so the wife knows you need something  The bell takes far less effort to draw her attention then shouting and you need to keep your strength up to fight off the life threatening condition you have."
I suspect that if I got a bell I'd very soon after tinkle as I moved. It would be inserted where the Sun don't shine!
Sympathies Shiftzz man flu and Wales getting beaten! What next? 
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09-02-2010, 14:34
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: cheshire
About Me: possible lunatic tendencies
Interests: horses,reading, vanning
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09-02-2010, 14:34
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Funster No : 9521
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: West Yorkshire
About Me: Him 43 , Me 46 , Them 13,13,15. New to M.H ing , tugged for years. Get off rallying most weekends .
Interests: Rallying,walking,biking,traveling..
MH Type: Coachbuilt
MH Model: CI Mizar GTL Top Class . 2006 7birth.
Years Motorhoming: Dec 09 tugged for 10 years tents for 5 .
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Shiftzz
thats soooooooo funny 
The video ,
not you having man flu , you poor poor thing.
Hope your getting plenty of rest and fluids 
Bev
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09-02-2010, 14:47
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Cheshire
About Me: Absolutely love exploring UK
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Medical Explanation: Man Flu The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening. This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.
The cure is generally to ignore and walk around the patient and not participate in the self-indulgent sympathy seeking. It is most definitely not contageous except by another male if it is noted that sympathy has been offered.
THIS IS WHAT MY WIFE TOLD ME AND I BELIEVE IT................! 
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09-02-2010, 15:27
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MILD.....
Look at me man......
I feel like a cross between Brian Moore and Hilda Ogden, running nose, bad head, shivers, couging.... And they are my better symptoms...
ShiftZZ
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09-02-2010, 15:43
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Funster No : 2222
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Essex
About Me: disabled but full of fun
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Quote:
Originally Posted by haganap
tut tut Gail.
Get on with it women its only a cold....!!! our mans got man flu don't joke about it and come with your half hearted female sympathy.
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At least he gets the sympathy rofl xxxxx
Women just have to get on with it.
So have spoilt myself, sod the painkillers, bottle of whiskey and some honey.
Now I am smiling
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09-02-2010, 15:54
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Funster
Funster No : 1546
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It’s getting worse....
The batteries have run out of the remote control, I shall have to get up and change the station myself, its unbearable...
Anyone know the instructions as to how to make toast?
ShiftZZ
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