Weight Loss Program for 2010 (Joke)
Weight loss program...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him avoluptuous, athletic,19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes anda sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles laterpuffingand puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thinghappens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program.
The next daythere's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearingnothingbut Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,"If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellentshape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him graduallygetting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discoversthat he has lost another 10kg as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kgprogram.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our mostrigorous program." "Absolutely, " he replies,
"I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he findsa huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink runningshoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you aremine."
He lost 33 kilos that week.
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