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29-11-2009, 13:09
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Funster
Funster No : 15
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: The North
Interests: Guitar,Travel, Photography
MH Type: A Class RV
MH Model: Georgie Boy Cruisemaster
Years Motorhoming: since 1979
Posts: 6,171
Thanks: 1,011
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Low Emissions Sheep !
Just heard on the news, must be my sense of humour .. 
Australian aims to breed 'green' sheep that burp less
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Australian scientists have said they are hoping to breed sheep that burp less as part of efforts to tackle climate change.
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.. clever scientists .. who would have guessed 
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The scientists in New South Wales have been conducting experiments in specially designed pens where they measure how much gas sheep emit by burping.
They have found, from tests on 200 sheep so far, that the more they eat, the more they belch.
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BBC News - Australian aims to breed 'green' sheep that burp less
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29-11-2009, 14:18
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Funster No : 127
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Acklam, Tees-side
About Me: Retired from IT & regulatory work. Live on Tees-side but originally from Glossop in Derbyshire.
Interests: Family history
MH Type: Coachbuilt
MH Model: Elddis Autoquest 100
Years Motorhoming: Since June 2006
Posts: 2,092
Thanks: 82
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Mmm!! Sounds a bit like woolly thinking to me 
Graham
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29-11-2009, 14:37
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Funster No : 172
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: scarborough, nth yorks
About Me: Waiting for Tommorrow
Interests: beer,tv and motorhoming
MH Type: coachbuilt
MH Model: swift kon-tiki
Years Motorhoming: 5 years
Posts: 8,230
Thanks: 425
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theres no pulling the wool over their eyes !!!!!
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29-11-2009, 14:58
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Funster No : 41
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: In my house
About Me: Im a bloke
Interests: Scuba Diving & RVing
MH Type: Virtual RV!!
MH Model: Honorary RV Owner!!!
Years Motorhoming: 6 Years
Posts: 949
Thanks: 27
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So they have discovered that the more they eat the more they burp  
And these "scientists" went to uni for how long to uncover this ground breaking news
They could have asked anyone on the street what the outcome would have been and saved themselves a whole heap of cash
The world has gone mad
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29-11-2009, 15:01
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Funster No : 223
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: West London
MH Type: Coachbuilt
MH Model: Autosleepers Ravenna
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
You don't stop playing because you grow old - you grow old because you stop playing!
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29-11-2009, 16:12
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Funster
Funster No : 26
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Carlton in Cleveland
About Me: Been motorhoming for 5 years now. Was a shift manager for Corus (British Steel) now retired.
Interests: Motorhoming, walking photography
MH Type: A Class
MH Model: Itineo LB690
Years Motorhoming: 5 years
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Originally Posted by Brisey
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Bet their breath stinks yeeeuuukkkkk 
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29-11-2009, 19:40
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Funster
Funster No : 556
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: N. Devon
About Me: Retired ships' Captain (not RN), still love travelling, hence the motohome.
Interests: FT shooting, reading, music, walkin
MH Type: A Class
MH Model: Dethleffs Advantage
Years Motorhoming: 5 Years after 5 years with caravan.
Posts: 779
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Originally Posted by dazzer
So they have discovered that the more they eat the more they burp
And these "scientists" went to uni for how long to uncover this ground breaking news
They could have asked anyone on the street what the outcome would have been and saved themselves a whole heap of cash
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Ah! But then they would have lost their funding 
John
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29-11-2009, 20:48
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Funster No : 450
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Co. Clare. Ireland
About Me: Ex Aircraft Engineer.
Interests: Motorbike, hillwalking, canoeing.
MH Type: Low Profile
MH Model: Adria
Years Motorhoming: 6
Posts: 82
Thanks: 30
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I bet they would feel a bit sheepish if they read these comments.
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