25-11-2009, 20:15
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Funster
Funster No : 7350
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Cumbria, Lake district UK
About Me: Retired police officer, formerly Army pilot. Now playing D/G melodeon more than I really should!!
Interests: Walking, folk music, reading.
MH Type: Coachbuilt
MH Model: '06 Hobby 600 FC
Years Motorhoming: 30 years.
Posts: 583
Thanks: 143
Thanked 704 Times in 231 Posts
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Jesus is watching you...
I hope you like this one 
A burglar broke into a house and shone his torch around looking for
valuables.
He picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
dark saying: 'Jesus is watching you'. He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked off his torch and froze.
When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out
he heard: 'Jesus is watching, and he's coming for you.'
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically. Finally, in the corner
of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed,
then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you, and he's here now.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who do you think you are?'
Moses,' replied the bird.
Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'who would name a bird Moses?'
"The same man that named his Rottweiler Jesus !
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Regards,
Doug
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