Funster No : 22500
Join Date: Aug 2012
About Me: Happily Retired. Happily Married Just Happy I suppose
Interests: Fun, Fishing, Poet of sorts,R.Union
MH Type: c
MH Model: autosleeper excelsior
Years Motorhoming: 5 years
Thanked 240 Times in 235 Posts
Not good but a bathroom poem
Originally Posted by Viennese
round the Oxford ring road to give my van some exercise JJ - I would rather be where you are!! Never mind, off to London to see my favourite band, Praying for the Rain - don't tell the Soggies!!
BTW I am looking for a very good joke about Bath, or bath(s), bathing etc... have you got any? I found the one about the attorney on here...
Mirror Under Threat.
Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who Is the fairest of them all??
No kidding mirror please relate
tell em" Teddybard ",but straight
tell the truth, no hiccup or stammer
remember too" I have a Hammer.
Mirror mirror, my wife is the best
please give her a forty four inch chest,
and when you've done the best you can
I need your help, but as a man.
And in a flash before you knew
oh how her dear bazunkas grew.
As she ran down to tell her man
All seems correct , in time and scan.
"Mirror mirror on the door
make my privates touch the floor."
The mirror gave a dismal cough
and both his legs fell sadly off.
Bet your sorry you asked now
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person,
but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly"
Last edited by teddybard; 10-12-2012 at 14:53.