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Old 19-11-2012, 13:14   #1 (permalink)
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Default Sat Nav problem

GPS
I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's 60 miles an hour", it says
"You're doing sixty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the f---ing thing off.
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Old 19-11-2012, 17:10   #2 (permalink)
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Funster No : 16480
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Manchester
About Me: We have been married for 37 years and still cruising.
Interests: motorhoming, drinking, eating
MH Type: Auto Trail
MH Model: Cheyenne 840D
Years Motorhoming: 6
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Glad people find it as funny as I did
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Old 19-11-2012, 18:51   #3 (permalink)
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Cornwall
About Me: Legal stuff
Interests: Bikes. squash and boats
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Brilliant. Quite true too!
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