Women can be so cruel!

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  1. Nirvanauk

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    She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
    He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me ... this
    very moment."

    His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."
    Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his
    all on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.
    More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

    She explains, "The egg timer's broken."
     
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    Very good.
    I'm off to buy some eggs and change my eating habit at breakfast, we don't have an egg timer so no competition to worry about.
     
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    Hmmmmm, was it a runny egg or hard boiled ?
     
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    To much information Brian.
    Wilf
     
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    Runny:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

    He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach t...rees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

    He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

    Holding the bucket up he said,
    'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

    Some old men can still think fast.
     
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