Why men are never depressed (1 Viewer)

[Gooney]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £9.50 for a three-pack.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle itand to the men who will enjoy reading it:thumb:

 

[Snowbird]

No hangups about going into a pub on our own.
No problem going to a resteraunt to eat alone when hungry.
When a friend calls and asks if you want to meet down the pub,it takes longer to get there than get ready to go.
We know that if we take a size 9 shoe a size 8 will not fit.
We never ask if our ass looks big in this.
No interest if the toilet seat is up or down.
Takes us longer to get through the till at the supermarket than it does to do the shopping.
No interest whatsoever in instructions.
Oh the list goes on.

 

[simsy56]

And on........

We think a healthy section of food is the salad on a kebab.
Don't have to put something on when answering the door.
Have no idea what and where are cuticles.
Can rip the other bit off a broken finger nail.
Can brush our teeth and have a pee at the same time.

Etc;

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[Gooney]

No hangups about going into a pub on our own.
No problem going to a resteraunt to eat alone when hungry.
When a friend calls and asks if you want to meet down the pub,it takes longer to get there than get ready to go.
We know that if we take a size 9 shoe a size 8 will not fit.
We never ask if our ass looks big in this.
No interest if the toilet seat is up or down.
Takes us longer to get through the till at the supermarket than it does to do the shopping.
No interest whatsoever in instructions.
Oh the list goes on.

Anyone got any more good reasons ?