Who would you invite to Christmas dinner? (2 Viewers)

[Chris]

I have thought about this a bit more.

Kelly Brooke is now my choice.

Just the two of us with her wearing something " suitable"

 

[jonandshell]

Nigella Lawson to do the cooking!

 

[Ivory55]

The 2 old men on the muppets, because Xmas is not complete without moaning old people. Haha

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[Popeye]

Well when you wrote that Chris I had to pop and have a look for a few seconds like.............

.............well 22 minutes actually, photogenic lass ain't she.....

 

[Chris]

Well when you wrote that Chris I had to pop and have a look for a few seconds like.............

.............well 22 minutes actually, photogenic lass ain't she.....

Is she?

It's her personality that interests me really

 

[Popeye]

It's her personality that interests me really

So do tell Chris, what is the difference between a solicitor and a liar lawyer, sorry about that.

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[Chris]

So do tell Chris, what is the difference between a solicitor and a liar lawyer, sorry about that.

It's like unlawful and illegal Popeye.

Unlawful is against the law.

Illegal is a very sick big bird.

 

[Chris]

Nigella Lawson to do the cooking!

Dressed "suitably" as well.

 

[golly]

I'll invite @ShiftZZ for starters.....

Poached or baked ?

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[Brian and Jo]

My mum,dad & brother all of whom have passed away in the last 6yrs.and Jo,s mum & Dad who have also passed away.and at the head of the table Bob Dylan
Brian & Jo

 

[tonka]

With the year i had... I dont give a S&%^ as long as I AM... !!

 

[parknride]

My two brothers sadly taken far too young, my father in law, to share "just one more" glass of malt with, Dave Allen & Les Dawson and @old-mo so he could teach them some new jokes. Oh and the quizzers, they love any excuse for a party.
Have a lovely Christmas dinner everybody

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[scousebird]

Dave Allen & Les Dawson and @old-mo so he could teach them some new jokes.

Teach @old-mo some new jokes you mean

 

[maison]

Nigel Farage
Jeremy Corbyn (light the blue touch paper and retire )

John Wayne
John Williams
Nicole Kidman
Mohammed Ali
Guy Martin
Fred Dibnah
Salvador Dali
Les Dawson

 

[Hotelman]

Watching 'sound of music' I would now I invite Kara Tointon

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[Ockerron]

Right. (Gosh, this is hard isn't it?) Okay, family: Ron's parents (sadly passed) and his son and family, as his parents never got the chance to meet their eldest grandson and his family when they were alive.
My much missed parents, together with the little brother of mine who died aged 4 the year before I was born. And my maternal grandparents who I adored!
Celebrities:
Elvis, to sing Blue Christmas to me. Jim Reeves to sing Silver Bells and the Old Christmas Card.
Professor Brian Cox. Alan Carr. Graham Norton. Jessie J. Sir Tom Jones. David Beckham!
I'm sure there are many more but smaller parties are so much more fun!

 

[parknride]

Teach @old-mo some new jokes you mean

I was being, how shall we say tactful but I think you saw through me!

 

[Old Soldier]

My Brother in Law Rod, he died this morning, only 66, should have had plenty more Turkeys and Mince Pies yet....

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[scousebird]

My Brother in Law Rod, he died this morning, only 66, should have had plenty more Turkeys and Mince Pies yet....

Sorry to hear your sad news

 

[jdk62]

Excluding family members...

Elle McPherson - she wants me....
Dame Helen Mirren - in case Elle looses the plot..
Nicole Kidman - just fun..
Graham Norton - no competition, but funny
Harrison Ford - interesting guy and can help me with the ladies...

 

[parknride]

Sorry to hear that @Old Soldier. Too young as you say. Brings home the fact we have to play, share and love each other while we can.

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[MitchandJenny]

Thinking of you OLDSOLDIER.
x

 

[Phillybarbour]

All my children and grandchildren together, it seems an impossible task.