when i am sitting in my motorhome eating my chocolate easter egg

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  1. paulus the woodgnome

    paulus the woodgnome Read Only Funster

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    The Government had announced plans to tax chocolate. In a highly controversial move the Chancellor, Alistair 'The Eagle' Darling said "We have taken expert medical advice. This is for the benefit of the nation. It is not an attempt to secretly raise taxation. Oh no, we don't do things like that".

    what will they think of next
     
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    hilldweller Funster Life Member

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    Rumour has it, sex and farting.

    Sex generates too much heat and farting is pure methane.

    Farting during sex will become a capital offence.
     
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    I read somewhere that the Government were too issue rubber pipes to all households, and you have to put them up your rear so that you can use the Methane to subsidise your gas central heating when you fart.I dont know how true this is.:Rofl1:
     
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    Dont laugh yet these things have a way of sneaking up on you stealth taxes:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
     
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