What you should know about me! (1 Viewer)

[ShiftZZ]

I was lead male dancer at the Bolshoi Ballet in 1974.

 

[rainbow chasers]

We are related to real-life versions Hyacinth & Richard Bucket, despite them being the lowest earners in the entire family!

 

[dylan]

I was on a Meat Loaf poster given free with his single (along with a few hundred more people :Blush

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[Maddie]

I think that you are all fibbers and I am not !!

Maddie

 

[Loujess]

My grandmother was a brothel keeper and looter in WW2.

Ivy

 

[wivvy's dad]

I used to be a master baiter

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[callumwa]

The first time I saw a real stunningly, gorgeous, classy lady walking in a nightclub in 1989, I walked up to her and said "will you marry me" my first words to her.
2 years later we did just that, 20 years later and we're still going strong.

Does Nikki know?....................

 

[Popeye]

My[HI] grandmother[/HI] [HI]was a[/HI] brothel keeper and[HI] looter in WW2[/HI].

Ivy

My family lost most of it's wealth to a looter in WW2, you OWE me Ivy.....

 

[ninjayorkies]

I was lead male dancer at the Bolshoi Ballet in 1974.

Totally believable as Rudolf Nureyev came from Burbage

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[Ralph-n-Bev]

I used to be a werewolf ,
but i'm alright nnooooowwwwww

 

[Carol]

I am sitting in my shorts (in the UK) on 3rd October and just moved in the shade to cool down.

 

[Wildman]

I am sitting without shorts........oops sorry wrong forum

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[Jim]

Margaret Thatcher once used 'Parliamentary Privilege' to call me a 'thug'

 

[Gran & Rog]

I am the brainiest person on Fun

 

[mike mcglynn]

well I never

I was told to keep the ruddy noise down by hotel guests THE Rolling StonesI was sorting out the empties from the bars in the yard of the hotel where I worked and it was only 10.00 hrs,oh:

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[Rayb182]

I went to Marlborough for my schooling :thumb:

 

[dogmanlpool]

i may never always be right ? but am never wrong

 

[lorger]

My wife is married to the hunkiest guy on fun. there again that aint that hard

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[Wildman]

My wife is married to the hunkiest guy on fun. there again that aint that hard

it called viagra you need

 

[rangi]

Johnny Cash once bought me a Beer

 

[harryoxford2]

I am a writer
I was a former professional windsurer
I was a former uniformed employee
I am a front garden RV er
I dont like forums where people write rubbish..so to pre-empt I write rubbish on forums.
I think ladies legs are the second greatest gift to mankind
The greatest gift has to do with black stockings and ladies legs
I try my very hardest not to be sexist....sometimes I succeed
I believe all people are equal except in gender then I believe men are the weaker more sensitve gender
I think it impolite to write more than 9 sentences in a forum when describing oneself

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[harryoxford2]

I am sitting without shorts........oops sorry wrong forum

He he he that made me chuckle

 

[rangi]

Entered my Alpine in a standing start 1/4 mile sprint, but sold it the day before, took Maureens 1100 cc Escort instead, got it down to 16.8secs before she realised 1, it was her car 2, it was me driving.:thumb:

 

[Ralph-n-Bev]

Johnny Cash once bought me a Beer

Ryan Giggs tried , in vain, to chat me up and buy me a drink in early 90's.
I dont think he was used to getting a knock back either.:thumbdown: twonk

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[rangi]

Both Shifftzz and Treacle are founding members of the All Black supporters Club

 

[mike mcglynn]

I Did

I once organised Raves and acid Warehouse parties

Idid to ,but I was a supervisor in an acid warehouse

 

[harryoxford2]

I've been around the world a few times but I've never been to Scotland.

Edinburo Tattoo..its a life must..Ill pay ya entrance and petrol if ya can honestly say ya didnt well up and the hairs on ya neck stand up when the Pipe Bands march past.....

One year I climbed up on Arthurs Seat (a hill overlooking Ed castle, the city was covered in mist) looking down and across to the castle it appeared to be floating on cloud just like the disney iconic castle...it was the last night of the tatoo and the fireworks went on for ages launched from the parapit....Ill take that memory to the grave....

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[GJH]

Margaret Thatcher once used 'Parliamentary Privilege' to call me a 'thug'

I only just realised Margaret Thatcher was a Facts member

 

[johnp10]

one of my ancestors was a regicide

Mine was Reggie Perrin

I think Graham is a clever sausage.:thumb:

I think he's a GIT!

 

[harryoxford2]

I have put on 6kgs in England:Blush:

I bet you were suprised just how heavy our solid english coats can weigh....ya can take the coat off now or ya will wear yasen out.....

(why am I talking yorkshire to a refined french lady, she wont have a chance)

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