What is the point of...... (1 Viewer)

[Mastercamper]

I really must get out more.
Odd thoughts are starting to stray through the grey matter.

We seem to be surrounded with needless nonsense nowadays, and things which are contradictory in terms, like trousers which are described, for instance, as `tight slacks` and items for which I cannot see the point, eg., decaffeinated coffee.

Or motor homes which are so heavy, that to sit a driver in, would take it over the legal weight limit, and other such examples.

I wondered therefore, what Funsters would add to such a list?


Over to you then, "What`s the point of..........?"



(Before someone else says it, "What`s the point of posts like this?)

 

[simbadog]

Wasps :Confused:

 

[ABZSteve]

What's the point

Coronation Street
Eastenders
Emmerdale
I guess what I mean is, soaps in general.

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[Spenders]

Daddy Long Legs (Crane flies)

 

[Mastercamper]

Scottish midges.

 

[PaulyP]

David Moyes

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[Mastercamper]

[HI]
[HI]

][HI]David Moyes[/HI]

[/HI]


Who ??

 

[hdvrod]

Mosquitoes

 

[Forestboy]

Milliband & Balls

or

The Environment Agency

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[DBK]

Writing on here in odd colours and fonts?

The problem is what is odd to one person is normal to another. There is a thread in the Meets section about Goths. My immediate response is "Why?" but that is wrong. Good luck to them, I won't be coming (don't suit black) but that doesn't mean I should criticise.

 

[johnp10]

What's the point of cleaning a toilet, then putting bleach in it?

Women do this.
Men wouldn't do it.
Men would put bleach in there INSTEAD of cleaning it.:thumb:

 

[Forestboy]

What's the point of cleaning a toilet, then putting bleach in it?

Women do this.
Men wouldn't do it.
Men would put bleach in there INSTEAD of cleaning it.:thumb:

I wouldn't Jan taught me how to do it properly got a cauliflower ear to prove it.

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[BreweryDave]

.....Alcohol free beer (or any other liquid for that matter)

 

[Sidney]

Paying for your pets to travel to France?

 

[ciderman]

Atora Light !

Low Fat SUET!


Maria

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[jonandshell]

The NCC with regard to motorhomes?

 

[Mastercamper]

Writing on here in odd colours and fonts?

The problem is what is odd to one person is normal to another. There is a thread in the Meets section about Goths. My immediate response is "Why?" but that is wrong. Good luck to them, I won't be coming ([HI]don't suit black[/HI]) but that doesn't mean I should criticise.

Hey DBK. Your font is black!

 

[jhorsf]

A compressor and fluid instead of a spare wheel when its ripped to shreads

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[Vlad The Impaler]

A nuns tits!:Blush:




Vlad.

 

[acting_strange]

Arguing with any woman....after all we know that even if we are right then we will be most definitely be wrong....

 

[Viennese]

Russell Brand :thumbdown::thumbdown:

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[TheBig1]

people that believe that the satnav is always right removing their need and responsibility to check where they are driving. several delivery lorries have got stuck on a local road that turns to a dirt track then a footpath before joining the next road. the satnav for some reason thinks that its a shortcut

 

[magicsurfbus]

1. The Comic Sans font.

2. eBay's 'Live Chat' Customer Support - I got through 8 different (English not first language) agents the other day before they finally gave up on me and cut the link.

3. Victoria Beckham.

4. Not taking Bruce Forsyth behind the barn and giving him both barrels? You'd do it out of kindness if he was a sheepdog.

5. Chewbacca - all he does is shamble around going "Raaaaaaarrrrr".

 

[Mastercamper]

1[HI]. The Comic Sans font.[/HI]
2. eBay's 'Live Chat' Customer Support - I got through 8 different (English not first language) agents the other day before they finally gave up on me and cut the link.

3. Victoria Beckham.

4. Not taking Bruce Forsyth behind the barn and giving him both barrels? You'd do it out of kindness if he was a sheepdog.

5. Chewbacca - all he does is shamble around going "Raaaaaaarrrrr".

What`s wrong with the Comic Sans Font? Other than its name.

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[Bluemerle]

Oven chips!

 

[Steve]

A safefill refillable lpg cylinder that they wont let you refill
Steve.

 

[the stig]

Writing on here in odd colours and fonts?

The problem is what is odd to one person is normal to another. There is a thread in the Meets section about Goths. My immediate response is "Why?" but that is wrong. Good luck to them, I won't be coming (don't suit black) [HI]but that doesn't mean I should criticise.[[/HI]/QUOTE]

I think you already have!

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[MHVirgins]

Writing on here in odd colours and fonts?

The problem is what is odd to one person is normal to another. There is a thread in the Meets section about Goths. My immediate response is "Why?" but that is wrong. Good luck to them, I won't be coming (don't suit black) but that doesn't mean I should criticise.

Because it is a bit more interesting than the usual old "tahoma" font that most use.

Plus, it is also easier to read for some people:thumb:

 

[MHVirgins]

1. The Comic Sans font.

2. eBay's 'Live Chat' Customer Support - I got through 8 different (English not first language) agents the other day before they finally gave up on me and cut the link.

3. Victoria Beckham.

4. Not taking Bruce Forsyth behind the barn and giving him both barrels? You'd do it out of kindness if he was a sheepdog.

5. Chewbacca - all he does is shamble around going "Raaaaaaarrrrr".

I've just replied about "tahoma" font........but agree with the Victoria Beckham comment......does she ever smile?
Anyway, I like Comic Sans font........

 

[Minxy]

What's the point of cleaning a toilet, then putting bleach in it?

Women do this.
Men wouldn't do it.
Men would put bleach in there INSTEAD of cleaning it.:thumb:

Not in our house ... hubby is 'obsessed' with bleach

... he squirts it here, he squirts it there, he squirts it bl**dy everywhere!!!

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