What do you keep beside your bed

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  1. Braunston

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    Hi,

    I was listening to a program the other day where the discussion was about what people keep beside their bed at night for protection, and i thought a very interesting suggestion was made to have a Fire extinguisher, anyone else have one of these.

    What do you keep beside your bed?

    Braunston
     
  2. scotjimland

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    Fire extinguisher and baseball bat .. handy for breaking windows in the event of a fire ..or repelling a would be intruder.. the bat is also used for it's intended purpose :Wink:
     
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    There's an obvious answer to that.....:Blush:

    Slightly more seriously, THE WIFE, who I might have pointed out to that whilst I would hate it to happen, my rather heavy solid body guitar lives on a stand by the bed. I really would hate it to get damaged, but it can be replaced.....
     
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    A fire extinguisher and a lenght of 25mm diameter stainless steel pipe which is used as an extension for my jack handle:Wink:

    Also a blue nosed duck :Rofl1::Rofl1:. The unintiated wont get that one :RollEyes:
    Jim
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    hi , phone , torch , radio, dressing gown, fire exstinusiher ,water to drink, axe !!! , and the gass spanner ..:BigGrin:





    don t have a dog !!:Smile:
     
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    just my wife,

    in seriousness the statistics of those injured trying to defend themselves by the weapon used are horrendous. if that makes sense?
    in other words you attack burglar, burglar grabs weapon, then uses it against you.,

    far better to sleep with a gun, that way burglar has no chance. :BigGrin:


    sorry, reading the thread further. At work we had someone have a major kick off against us staff, whilst wrestling my colleague used the fire extinguisher to good effect. However, now sacked
     
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    hi i think you are probably right ,:Sad:
    but i don t have a gun or a wife !:BigGrin:

    you did not say which one got the sack !:Smile:

    regards rayval:Smile:
     
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    Two dogs. :BigGrin:
     
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    teeth, glasses, hearing aids, wooden leg:Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    wot.. no Viagra .. ?? :Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    Don't need it, can beat em off with me wooden leg:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    Shake-awake clock :BigGrin:
    Phone-watch
    vibralert (figure that one out y'all lmao!)
    scented candles (for when I have lady visitors......or lady burgulars)
    Ashtray (for after)
    Orniments

    Damn!! I was sold a motorhome without a fire extinguisher:Eeek:............is that legal?

    Anyone tries to break in then Cliford will tell me long before they get in..........which gives me lots of time to kick them in the face as they open the door :Rofl1:............bring em on :thumb:

    Boo
     
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    Fantastic Wildman.... Fantastic!
     
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    Bedside tackle

    Besides the normal chains across the doors, large dog bowl outside the main door, I tend to have at the side of the bed a 'Air horn' and a 10,000 lumen hand torch.
    The air horn, from my sailing days, is directional so only blasts those in view, the high intensity hand lamp directed at their eyes leaves them blind for a while allowing time to take action.
    Scotjimland mentioned 'Viagra', I thought that was to stop you rolling out of bed when the van was not level. Are there any other uses for this stuff?.
     
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    emmm .. well.. yes.. I don't use them for sex anymore, I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.":Blush:

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    beside my bed

    asprin and a glass water 4 wifes head aches :thumb::thumb::thumb:
    baseball bat :thumb:
    and a picture of my mother in law that will frighten any one:thumb:
     
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    another use

    stops your biscuits going soft:Laughing:
     
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    Picture of my ex mother in law in a toilet seat frame.

    John.
     
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    Viagra is handy if you fall asleep in the sun and get sun burned it helps to keep the bed covers off your burnt bits:Rofl1:
     
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