What books has your dog read lately? (1 Viewer)

[Rob and Val]

Can you think of any other titles your dog may have read?

 

[PaulyP]

The art of sleeping all day !

How to snore loudly !

 

[dryad]

how to train your human..

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[Yorick]

Mine likes to read Lassie

 

[sdc77]

50 shades of grey mud
A lot of kips now
The squirrel hunter

 

[Allan & Loren]

Why do humans insist on sitting on our sofa?
How to make humans think your deaf?
Learn the take me for a walk dance!

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[TheBig1]

the bum sniffers bible

 

[Tootles]

" Leg Humping, our generic likes and dislikes" By Fido Baskerville. Amazon, (2 new, 64 used), from 37p.

 

[Bailey58]

"How To Get One Over On The Cat".

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[dryad]

it's hard work this reading lark..

 

[Dawn B]

Broken Link Removed

 

[Speve]

Mind reading knowing when your human is going to take you for walkies.

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[Mike B]

Books on football, they are both female, seem to be having trouble understanding the off-side rule. Go figure.

 

[movan]

How to slide downhill and scratch your bottom

 

[Tootles]

How to slide downhill and scratch your bottom

You were doing just that last Saturday night!

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[movan]

You were doing just that last Saturday night!

You are a cheeky young man, Toots. . but I like you.

 

[mjltigger]

Car engine identification (how to be sure it's your master coming home before hiding behind the front door)

 

[dryad]

the hound of the baskervilles,.

be afraid, very afraid..

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[Yorick]

Slightly off topic...

Imagine you are painting your living room with the dog and cat watching you

Dog would say ..."Daddy, I don't know what you are doing, but I don't half love you"

Cat would say..."Look, you've missed a bit"

 

[tofo]

How to get a biscuit

By Iam a cutey

 

[TheBig1]

Slightly off topic...

Imagine you are painting your living room with the dog and cat watching you

Dog would say ..."Daddy, I don't know what you are doing, but I don't half love you"

Cat would say..."Look, you've missed a bit"

Had a friends mrs knock on my door at 10 one night. I thought o shit whats gone tits up now? she was stressed as she had been glossing a door frame and her heavily pregnant black lab had rubbed against it.
she wanted to know if it would harm the puppies and if or how to get the paint from her fur. silly bugger had tried soap & water then white spirit that spread it.
nearly ruined a set of clippers sorting her out, then carefully bathed the area in medicated shampoo. daft dog never stopped wagging her tail all the time, it was all just an exciting adventure. all pups whelped fine about 10 days later

dogs and decorating are a match made in hell

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