- Jul 17, 2009
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Greetings fellow gaz guzzling junkies. I didn’t realise when I purchased our MH that I would make such a good friend at our local garage, I can see him rubbing his hands with glee as I pull in to the forecourt once again, pull on the wafer thin blue plastic gloves and dispense a modest sized North sea oil field of his diesel into my empty tank. His quick wit and general banter quickly make up for my depression and depleted bank balance as I place numerous £20.00 notes into his grubby hands, I leave with a cheery wave knowing it will not be long until we have a similar encounter, he waves back in the knowledge that his business will still be thriving as long as I keep the MH.
This brings me to my main point, I am looking for one of you techno wizards to produce an electric waving hand, a hand that would scan the road ahead for fellow MH owners and once detected would activate the limb into a smart erect position until the vehicle is passed from view and the hand returned to it’s dormant position, This could be based on her Majesty’s personal device which we have all seen as she speeds down the Mall in her limo waving to her delighted commoners with one hand whilst still knitting with the other two, perhaps a more manly appendage might be appropriate for myself. If possible the structure could be plugged into the cigar lighter along with sat nav, mobile phone charger, laptop charger, hands free speaker, personal heart defibulator and blood transfusion system. I await all your prototype models with baited breath.
This brings me to my main point, I am looking for one of you techno wizards to produce an electric waving hand, a hand that would scan the road ahead for fellow MH owners and once detected would activate the limb into a smart erect position until the vehicle is passed from view and the hand returned to it’s dormant position, This could be based on her Majesty’s personal device which we have all seen as she speeds down the Mall in her limo waving to her delighted commoners with one hand whilst still knitting with the other two, perhaps a more manly appendage might be appropriate for myself. If possible the structure could be plugged into the cigar lighter along with sat nav, mobile phone charger, laptop charger, hands free speaker, personal heart defibulator and blood transfusion system. I await all your prototype models with baited breath.