Voltage for Idiots (1 Viewer)

[beachcaster]

Thanks for that simply laymans explaination

I think the bloke shoving the car is a bit easier to understand though

Im a big bloke...I just tried pushing my car and I tweeked my back...so I went over to the hose put my finger over the end and the hose came off the tap and soaked me. Im trying hard with all this volts stuff..but I still havent got a clue !!!!

barry

 

[dazzer]

Im a big bloke...I just tried pushing my car and I tweeked my back...so I went over to the hose put my finger over the end and the hose came off the tap and soaked me. Im trying hard with all this volts stuff..but I still havent got a clue !!!!

barry

What you need is the really simple version, so here goes

Switch it on...if it works all is well with the world :thumb::thumb:

If it doesnt take it to someone that knows about it, get it fixed and all is well with the world :thumb::thumb:

 

[beachcaster]

What you need is the really simple version, so here goes

Switch it on...if it works all is well with the world :thumb::thumb:

If it doesnt take it to someone that knows about it, get it fixed and all is well with the world :thumb::thumb:

Thats the sort of technical understanding I like..I can cope with that

barry

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[tofo]

Im a big bloke...I just tried pushing my car and[HI] I tweeked my back[/HI]...so I went over to the hose put my finger over the end and the hose came off [HI]the tap and soaked me[/HI]. Im trying hard with all this volts stuff..but I still havent got a clue !!!!

barry

try wellies for the hose bit:Blush: and a massage for the back

and for the shock a fraughtnite sickie
away in the camper relapsing and watchin the world rush by :thumb:

 

[Gromett]

It's all Rubbish anyway.

These electrickery items run on magic smoke. I proved this once. My TV made a loud bang, the Magic smoke escaped and the tv stopped working....

 

[buttons]

Solar Power Explained For Idiot Motorhomers...

Fully explained in plain English by a man with over twenty years experience of living full-time in an off-site motorhome (luxury)...

Enter your van when ever you want/need/have to... put kettle on gas for a coffee and a Fray Bentos Pie in the (preheated) oven (after taking the lid off with a can opener) (Note last instruction, Yosser.)

Turn on the telly/computer/sound system/play station... your choice...

Does it work ok?

Yes... your amps/watts/volts/resistance/cable thickness/battery condition and ohms law are fine... enjoy. (Don't forget the pie in the oven)

Does it work ok?

No

Go down the pub and watch telly there and wait for a sunny day...(after consuming pie or switching off oven.) or park next to Chris (Green) and say... "that looks like an interesting machine... can you show me it working?

[HI]Any questions?
[/HI]JJ :Cool:

YES.................HOWS YOUR FLOOR:Cool:

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[Geo]

It's all Rubbish anyway.

These electrickery items run on magic smoke. I proved this once. My TV made a loud bang, the Magic smoke escaped and the tv stopped working....

I knew if I waited long enough there would be a sensible answer
I too have witnessed this magic smoke,
Thank you Karl I thought i was going nuts:thumb:
Geo

 

[jhorsf]

all is explained here
http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html


You may like this mechanical page also
http://www.mez.co.uk/haynes.html

You should have read the links on page 7

 

[littlehouse]

Fizz Bang

You could always use a water in a hose pipe analogy similar effect when you turn the tap on.

Don't try the 240v solution at the same time as the hosepipe!!!!

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