UK Campsite Gassing

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  1. Spud

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    I know there is a lot of myth and disbelief around about this subject, but I can assure you this gassing is genuine, it happend to me.
    My first wife and I were staying on a site on the Scottish boarders in mid September this year. It was pretty late at night, my wife was asleep in the rear over garage bed of the motorhome.
    I was quietly sitting alone with my thoughts when I heard a noise outside. It became apparent that there was at least two with the sound of doors being carefully closed.
    At this point I still wasn't paying to much attention, then there were some (not easy to describe) noises coming from both sides, soon after and gradually at first, I could smell it and before long it had become almost overpowering and I could feel myself in desperate need of air.
    Well luckily I had my wits about me because I'm sure if I had passed out I would have lost at least my Rollex and wallet (which was full of money) but I took a quick breath, grabbed some tissue had a quick wipe, yanked up me jocks and legged it.
    It must have been a bad curry because that was THE worst, bad enough to knock all but the most wary out in short order.
    Oh and I did wash my hands once safely back in the motorhome.
     
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    How many wives you got?
     
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    Glad to see you are getting into the spirit of Scotland and 'yanking up some jocks' hope they enjoyed it (y);)
     
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    Similar happened to me. I'd only just had the grand piano and candelabras fitted to my PVC. They were no where to be seen when I came round.
     
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    My footman told me that they were also stolen.........
     
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    What, your feet were stolen o_O
     
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    Yes, he was stumped.
     
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    And my shoes......and my shirt off my back.....
     
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    Condolences...alas very common! Scots have the worse diet in history:)
     
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    Ohhhhhh Gooooodie !!! Another gassing thread ! I wonder if DuxDeluxe is going to have me in stitches with more stories about his farting dog ?
     
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    Judge Mental Funster Deceased RIP

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    Shocking!......maybe it was Liberace?

    Caught him! Red handed!!!!:(

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    So you've still got the front of the shirt then? What about your socks? Did they leave them?
     
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    Judge Mental Funster Deceased RIP

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    Better then waking up with knickers back to front...last time it haappened to some one we know they couldn't sit down for a week!:oops:
     
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    I'm just trying to get my head round that one - give me a while o_O:eek:
     
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    Nope. Had the lot..... Left me only with Hildweller's Bunny onesie, which for some reason they didn't want
     
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    Well, Eddie tells me that they were his patented "chastity" knickers which failed to sell in any great numbers
     
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    Alas I know not what..has been in a lunatic asylum since the event..The gassing etc..unbalanced his mind. Tried to get him to sign up on here (problem shared - problem haved) to no avail.....As he said it was full of nutters:Eeek:
     
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    That's the fella, he must've stole me coat as well!!
     
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