UK Campsite Gassing (1 Viewer)

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I know there is a lot of myth and disbelief around about this subject, but I can assure you this gassing is genuine, it happend to me.
My first wife and I were staying on a site on the Scottish boarders in mid September this year. It was pretty late at night, my wife was asleep in the rear over garage bed of the motorhome.
I was quietly sitting alone with my thoughts when I heard a noise outside. It became apparent that there was at least two with the sound of doors being carefully closed.
At this point I still wasn't paying to much attention, then there were some (not easy to describe) noises coming from both sides, soon after and gradually at first, I could smell it and before long it had become almost overpowering and I could feel myself in desperate need of air.
Well luckily I had my wits about me because I'm sure if I had passed out I would have lost at least my Rollex and wallet (which was full of money) but I took a quick breath, grabbed some tissue had a quick wipe, yanked up me jocks and legged it.
It must have been a bad curry because that was THE worst, bad enough to knock all but the most wary out in short order.
Oh and I did wash my hands once safely back in the motorhome.
 
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Glad to see you are getting into the spirit of Scotland and 'yanking up some jocks' hope they enjoyed it (y);)
 

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I know there is a lot of myth and disbelief around about this subject, but I can assure you this gassing is genuine, it happend to me.
My first wife and I were staying on a site on the Scottish boarders in mid September this year. It was pretty late at night, my wife was asleep in the rear over garage bed of the motorhome.
I was quietly sitting alone with my thoughts when I heard a noise outside. It became apparent that there was at least two with the sound of doors being carefully closed.
At this point I still wasn't paying to much attention, then there were some (not easy to describe) noises coming from both sides, soon after and gradually at first, I could smell it and before long it had become almost overpowering and I could feel myself in desperate need of air.
Well luckily I had my wits about me because I'm sure if I had passed out I would have lost at least my Rollex and wallet (which was full of money) but I took a quick breath, grabbed some tissue had a quick wipe, yanked up me jocks and legged it.
It must have been a bad curry because that was THE worst, bad enough to knock all but the most wary out in short order.
Oh and I did wash my hands once safely back in the motorhome.

Condolences...alas very common! Scots have the worse diet in history:)
 

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Similar happened to me. I'd only just had the grand piano and candelabras fitted to my PVC. They were no where to be seen when I came round.

Shocking!......maybe it was Liberace?

Caught him! Red handed!!!!:(

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So you've still got the front of the shirt then? What about your socks? Did they leave them?

Better then waking up with knickers back to front...last time it haappened to some one we know they couldn't sit down for a week!:oops:

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Better the waking up with knickers back to front...last time it haappened to some one we know they couldn't sit down for a week!:oops:

I'm just trying to get my head round that one - give me a while o_O:eek:

Well, Eddie tells me that they were his patented "chastity" knickers which failed to sell in any great numbers

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Well, Eddie tells me that they were his patented "chastity" knickers which failed to sell in any great numbers

Alas I know not what..has been in a lunatic asylum since the event..The gassing etc..unbalanced his mind. Tried to get him to sign up on here (problem shared - problem haved) to no avail.....As he said it was full of nutters:Eeek:
 
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A lad from work who had the ability to 'make a glass eye water' was in a toilet cubicle on a cruise ship after a massive pig out session, on completion of his ablutions, an American voice from the next cubical asked if "he should get him a doctor or an undertaker ?" He was extremely proud :D

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