Toilet arrangements

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  1. Chris

    Chris Funster Life Member

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    I have never been to a rally because I have toilet issues.

    I have only ever stayed on sites and don't use the MH toilet except for number ones.

    What do you do at rally's?

    I even have issues on sites. I can be sitting in a cubicle minding my own business when next thing Mr Windy parks in the cubicle next door and proceeds to make the most noise I have ever heard. Puts me off and makes me retch big time.

    Am I a lost cause and should I stay at home/ villa or is there a solution?
     
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    Ear Plugs :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:

    (and hold your nose)
     
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    we only use our toilet for no 1's,if a number 2 is in the departure lounge we walk or run to the on site loo's,if somebody farts in the next cubicle,just ignore it,if you cant, wear an ipod or similar,to drown out the noise,or try to go early morning or late at night when the loo's are less busy,you would enjoy rally's so it's worth trying to get over it,hard i know,but worth it:thumb:
     
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    :Rofl1: are there toilets at rally's ?

    I will go to one soon but I need to get over my "issues".

    I was in Abbey Wood CC site this morning about 7 am but that was not too early for mr noisy toilet to get in there and spoil my day:Blush:
     
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    You certainly do.

    You either urinate or defecate in a toilet. That is you either pass urine or faeces.

    It's called a toilet because it copes with both forms of human waste. It it didn't it would be called a urinal.

    There, that's not so hard is it.
     
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    Can't we please get over these jelly bellies? We do both functions in our loo and that is what it is made for. He empties it and I clean the bathroom - no big deal. Stop being such a jessie!:BigGrin:

    Ivy
     
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    but ivy if i dumped a load in my elsan, it would go straight through the bottom and drop on the floor outside.:Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    Oh you disgusting beast! If you don't behave, I'll stop doing badly on your quiz! :Laughing::hug:

    Ivy
     
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    Don't believe him Ivy his butler Jim empties his elsan for him.
     
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    no doubt jim will be along shortly with a pic just to prove i empty my own elsan:thumb::Rofl1:
     
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    I do know what toilets are funnily enough. I must remember to thank my parents for that...:RollEyes:

    It's the portable type I have issues with.

    Can anyone answer my question about facilities at rally's??
     
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    and how the hell do you get a no2 through that little hole in an elsan:Eeek:
     
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    We do everything in ours and muggins here empties it no big deal .:Laughing::Laughing::Laughing::Laughing::Laughing: Sylv dont like public loos, me I dont care I`m not fussy when you gotta go you gotta go
     
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    yes there are toilets at most rally's:thumb:
     
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    Time to be thinking of making new arrangements then, domestic's should alway's know their place:Wink:
     
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    Must agree with you Rob. Sorry Treacle, but peg your nose, man up and get on with it. At least you don't have to have to have babies. :Laughing:

    Ivy
     
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    babies aint a problem,i was at the birth of my son and can only liken it to shelling peas,you want to try MANFLU and then you will know what real agony is like:Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    What to do if there is no toilets is use another funsters toilet while they are sitting in rally tent :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    Absolutely the best ever! I'm in fits! :Rofl1::Rofl1:

    Ivy
     
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