The Knight In His Shining Armour Is On His Way..... Or The Start of A Brand New Adventure

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  1. yodeli

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    Yes .... Ladies and Gentlemen, Hear hear hear .... Here is the beginning of a nice Story!

    "The Lady was surrounded by Them all .... for the second time! They were even more numerous, and not of the kindest ones...beer didn't help!

    A tad desperate to one day find peace and quiet again:( ... the Lady decided to have a word with the lordship of QMJ ..Portugal .... Of course no way for a horse to fly in the sky ... sky ... sky ... That ringed a bell..
    All of a sudden she remembered having heard of a strange way to communicate when far away. No .... not smoke signs , don't be silly , it's Portugal not Indian America!:rolleyes: No ... something different, called Skype! Mind you , still some bit of sky involved!:p
    Narrating how she found Skype would make this short story far too long...SO...She called Him

    His highness was having a sip, sat in a bucket (well some sort of bucket)....

    Oh My Lord , she said , I need your help, some deceivers, cunning men with wife and children have just settled on my lands! They drink a lot, burp and lots more (there, the Lady thought she'd better say no more... TMI they say on the Net ... what a spider had to do with those 3 letters was beyond her understanding ... but let's carry on with the Story!).

    "Indeed" , replied the (said) Highness, "Indeed?"

    "Are they offending my Princess?"
    "Well... I don't really feel at ease" said she.
    "Don't be afraid, Princess, I will this second charge my devices"
    ":eek::eek::eek:".....
    "And ask my old horses to get me to your place at the speed of the wind"

    And ... this second, the sky (yes , It again) is a large cloud of dust ...horses speeding.!
    Knight in his (nearly) shinning armour is on his way.... to France !!!

    Well ... Right now he's having a break at Burger King .... PAH !

    :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

    Isn't that charming? How romantic....;);):cool::cool::cool:
     
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    I am on my way Princess...

    Just stopped for fuel...

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    I am bringing the lettuces and wild mint with me...

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    JJ :cool:
     
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    Sounds like the England rugby squad have descended on Toulouse.;)
     
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    Glad you're taking the lettuces after nurturing them this far.
     
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    Dont eat all that lettuce at once :dance2:.
     
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    Very, very, very hot and sticky... rumbles of thunder in the distance... could reallt do with a huge downpour to freshen the air.

    Have arrived at my regular stopover spot fairly near the border at Vila Formoso but a bloody motorhome is parked in my spot!

    Had to walk away from my current spot to find a decent internet signal... not happy!

    Might have to move on... no internet = no life!

    JJ :cool:
     
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    Moved van 200 metres and a super signal now...

    Engine stop valve refused to work and I had to unfasten the engine cover and operate the valve by hand... bloody nuisance.

    I have frightened off one of the four vans that were here... sadly still 3 left... :rofl:

    Have to make an early start... I am worried that my Princess might run off with a young, strong, dark, handsome Gypsy lad with a gold ear ring and a sullen smile...:(

    JJ :cool:
     
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    I'm having a lot of trouble getting this image out of my mind :eek:
     
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    I think my Princess is referring to my recently acquired, luxury "swimming" pool... with its clear, blue, solar heated water...

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    JJ :cool:
     
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    At least you kept your hat on :whistle:
     
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    Didn't want my hair to get wet... ;)

    JJ :cool:
     
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    Whoops (double post)
     
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    Are you sure thats not a pond.
     
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    I bet !:rofl::rofl:
     
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