The Chav Was Not Happy....

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  1. W18BLA

    W18BLA Funster

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    Hey Funsters.

    I was taking the MH back to storage after fitting a few things and on the way back i was sat at the lights, Right next to me was three "CHAVS" in a what they called pimped out Fiesta! Yes big exhaust,a wonder tail fin, Lovely tinted windows, and i bet if at night he had neons.... Anyway i had the window down and was greeted with "Hey Mr what the F**K is that pile of Caravan, you lot should be shot holding the traffic up everyway," and as i looked at the goon i slowly said "And your the future of GB god help us" as that was said the light's went green and i have to say 2.3 130bhp and 320nm of torque the Chavs were as i called "shown" well pleased that the girl managed to give about a good car length upto about 60 :BigGrin:, So to mr Chav if your out there you lost and one up for Funsters..... this was on a 60 limit carriage way before anyone thinks i was doing wrong lol....
     
  2. GJH

    GJH Funster Life Member

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    Nice one. Hope you didn't cheat by not giving him time to get his reversed baseball cap in gear :Laughing::Laughing:

    Graham
     
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    peter H Funster Life Member

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    Still, I expect his Mother probably loves him.

    Peter
     
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    old-mo Funster Extra Special Life Member

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    I doubt it.. :Wink::Rofl1:
     
  5. Dalek

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    Like it :Rofl1:. Some car drivers think theres a small engine under some of our bonnets, little do they know what we Funsters are cabable of. I do hope you havent converted them :cry:
     
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    ShiftZZ Funster Life Member

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    doubt it....

    She is only 22 years old
     
  7. carl65

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    they should have been working chavs but them goverment pay them to much to stay home and abuse people that work hard to keep the roaming the streets.:Angry:
     
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    ninjayorkies Read Only Funster

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    :Rofl1: He probably doens't even know who She is ! :Rofl1:
     
  9. scotjimland

    scotjimland Funster Life Member

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    I wonder how many of the posters were once chavs or boy racers themselves ...


    I know I was.. and I did know my mum
     
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    Oh aren't you lot being beastly? Better be nice to them, they might be feeding us in our nursing homes one day.
    Ivy
     
  11. Johns_Cross_Motorhomes

    Johns_Cross_Motorhomes Trader - Motorhome & Accessory Sales

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    I ignore them, they will kill themselves before I do

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  12. JJ

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    Me too Jim.

    A Ford Escort, 100E side valve 1100 cc engine with an Aquaplane (high compression) head, twin SU carbs and (mechanical) overdrive on all three forward gears...

    Brmm Brmm

    PS. I knew my mum (and Dad)...

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    I have to say, I honestly never let anyone beat me at traffic lights. I left everyone standing. :BigGrin:
    Always an adrenalin rush, but fun, don't do it now though I am happy to take the remaining time I have left at a much slower pace, I want to live forever.:Wink:

    Lesley
     
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    Its better to be late on Earth, than early in Heaven thats what I always say
     
  15. Dodgey

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    Certainly never a chav, but how true:Blush:
     
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    :Wink::Wink: i like it when they try it and im in smarty [ smart car ] as its got a hyabutsa engine:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1: 255 bhp you all should see thier faces mmmmmmmm:Rofl1::Rofl1: but you go for it NICE ONE :thumb::thumb:
     
  17. Douglas

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    Errrm, whats a "chav"?

    Doug...
     
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    an adult in a motorhome who races youngsters at the lights :Wink:
     
  19. GJH

    GJH Funster Life Member

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    Adult?

    That could exclude lots of us on here then :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:

    Graham (aged 10 again since Sunday)
     
  20. John & Joan

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    Hi JJ

    I had a van (I think a 97E or it may have been a 100E) with side widows with the side valve engine with the same overdrive system. A friend crashed his Escort into a lamp post so I removed the fold down rear seat and other trim from the Escort and put into the van.

    It went like stink, but as the overdrive also worked on the reverse gears as well it came in handy when I was going along a road with 20ft snow drifts making the road single track only. I met a bus so had to reverse over a mile. The bus driver was surprised that I Cord go so fast back wards. I also showed an MG sports car a clean pair of heals driving back over the Yorkshire/North Durham Moors on one occasion. He kept catching me up but on hills I could drop half a cog and get the advantage again.

    This was my first "Wild Camping" vehicle (Airbed & Sleeping bag in the back)and it was used most weekends, out with the Scouts or Potholing.

    Traded it in for a an eighteen month old 1960 Consul "Farnham" Estate that gave me more luxury and space in the back (over 6 ft) and better fuel consumption.

    John
     
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