The Black Leather Bodice (Joke posted by a ladeee!!)

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  1. Bouncer123

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    [FONT=&quot]The Black Leather Bodice [/FONT] (told by a woman)......

    I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress and I have been married for twenty plus years..

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black leather bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

    Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend:

    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only a black corset, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing a black leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes..

    When he came in the door and saw me he said,

    'What's for dinner, Batman?'


    [FONT=&quot] :Eek!::Eek!::Rofl1::Rofl1::Blush:[/FONT]
     
  2. robnchris

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    hehehe

    Excellent, did he like the cold baked bean sandwich.
     
  3. reeventu

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    An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him.
    She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??"
    He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes;
    Piper Cubs, Aeronca's; flew Corsairs in WWII and later in the
    Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds;
    flew many airliners, and retired as a Boeing 747 Captain ... so,
    I reckon, I am a pilot."
    She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian!
    I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women.
    As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
    When I shower, I think about naked women.
    When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
    Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women.
    So, that's why I'm a lesbian."
    The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.
    Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked,
    "Are you a real pilot?"
    He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was,
    but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
     
  4. imprint

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    I made the mistake of reading Bouncer Babe's post to the Senior Partner.

    Her response "Well, there you go then".

    Please advise
     
  5. Bouncer123

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    I love the idea of being a Bouncer Babe - much nicer than Bouncer 123!!:BigGrin:
     
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