tarradiddle

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  1. tofo

    tofo Funster

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    daughter told us a tarradiddle
    from a friend the other day

    it went thus
    her friend went to a friends house
    and was duley asked to stay and dine
    the meal on offer was spag bol
    occupant always put red wine in it
    as it was in short supply in the house
    but there was a house mate
    who usually had a bottle or two laying around they went exploring and found an opened bottle
    returned to the kitchen drop in the bolognase

    both said best bolly they ever had

    house mate returns home
    and they explain of the need for red wine
    then where they got it from

    colour drainded from his face
    and he said not the opned one was it!!!!!!?????

    they said whats wrong you didnt mind did you

    no says he but






    i couldnt be bothered to go to the toilet
    and weed in the bottle last night

    a true story i am told

    :thumb::thumb::thumb:
     
  2. dave newell lvs

    dave newell lvs Trader-Vehicle Services

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    He has a serious medical problem if his pee can be mistaken for red wine!

    D.
     
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    ... and as a non-drinker I, unfortunately, couldn't tell the difference. :Sad:
     
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  4. Fireman Sam

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    I have had my doubts about some nouveau Beaujolais
     
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