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[Old Soldier]

Just noticed an untitled thread offering false I'd, passports etc etc. Noticed it had been reported. Then saw another one via the spy link. Clicked on it. Same type of thing so reported it. Now I see another with my name attached to it as the author. Not opening it this time. Definitely not from me. @Jim over to you Sir!!

 

[9526]

Damn I was hoping you'd sell me a doctorate in nuclear fission

 

[Old Soldier]

Can only offer them in the coefficienty of dripping waste pipes, that Big bang bang bang theory of generated power supplies and the frequency and sciences of emptying cassette toilets whilst wild camping...!

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[DuxDeluxe]

Can only offer them in the coefficienty of dripping waste pipes, that Big bang bang bang theory of generated power supplies and the frequency and sciences of emptying cassette toilets whilst wild camping...!

You forgot advanced A framing theorems....

 

[GJH]

You forgot advanced A framing theorems....

I thought those theorems only applied to towing a QED bike rather than a car.

 

[rangi]

I've got "Horticulture #1" from Carrington Tech

Is that any good?

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[GJH]

I've got "Horticulture #1" from Carrington Tech

Is that any good?

Did you learn how to grow carrots?

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Did you learn how to grow carrots?

Silly question. Of course he knows - just didn't do the final semester which covered insertion into Cornish nasties......

 

[rangi]

Learnt foreign too;

Spracken sie vous the old espanyol cobber!

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[Badknee]

Did you learn how to grow carrots?

Grow? I thought they came from pasties?

 

[Judge Mental]

Grow? I thought they came from pasties?

They do...these guys know nufink!

 

[BreweryDave]

Aren't pasties imported???




Do they have insurance

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[rangi]

They do...these guys know nufink!

These northern Heretics * don't that's for sure


* anyone north of the River Tamar that lace their pastys with carrot

 

[Badknee]

Yep, pasties are important but pies are importanter.

 

[rangi]

They do...these guys know nufink!

Grow? I thought they came from pasties?

Ha! got yu there everyone knows they cum frum Tesco's

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[DuxDeluxe]

These northern Heretics * don't that's for sure


* anyone north of the River Tamar that lace their pastys with carrot

.....which is slightly better then being west of the Tamar and using 2 week old roadkill as the meat in the pasties ( not even FB stoop that low, their steak pies don't actually have meat in them).........

 

[rangi]

Take the odd Badger/fox/crow/etc run over it with an 18 wheeler,
Result? The meat is already tenderized innet!

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Take the odd Badger/fox/crow/etc run over it with an 18 wheeler,
Result? The meat is already tenderized innet!

I see that you lot of Cornish wreckers and brandy smugglers taught @GJH all he knows...... Such a shame you never took the advice to improve pasty tastiness by insertion of carrots.......

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[rangi]

Oh we insert carrots alright, sort of to heretics the same way Edward the 2nd(3rd?) had a poker inserted.

 

[GJH]

@DuxDeluxe saw the title of this thread and thought his style of dress had finally become fashionable

 

[DuxDeluxe]

@DuxDeluxe saw the title of this thread and thought his style of dress had finally become fashionable

Not a chance of that.......

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[Old Soldier]

I thought the title of the thread provided a warning of strange goings on, but quite obviously most of you have your own strange ideas of what that is......

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I thought the title of the thread provided a warning of strange goings on, but quite obviously most of you have your own strange ideas of what that is......

There are many strange goings on here......you probably realised that, at best, some members are unhinged. Others like carrots in their pasties............

 

[Old Soldier]

So who or what is creating these messages offering false documents etc....and don't tell me it's Jasper Carrot...!

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[DuxDeluxe]

So who or what is creating these messages offering false documents etc....and don't tell me it's Jasper Carrot...!

Some system creating user names and posting spam. Most of them don't get through, but the occasional one slips through the net. This site is one heck of a lot better protected than most

 

[Old Soldier]

Well it will serve the sods right if they end up as loony as us lot as a result of it!

 

[Bailey58]

Was about to order a credit card in Shifty's name but the site took exception and disappeared.

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[Tootles]

Oh we insert carrots alright

So I hear.........Whatever swings your hammock mate........