Sorry "Kids"..........

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  1. old-mo

    old-mo Funster Extra Special Life Member

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    Over the years, Santa has rarely bought me what I have asked for...:Sad:

    So this year I have sat up all night waiting for him to come, and didn`t light the "Log Burner" so he didn`t burn his ar$e coming down the chimney...:thumb:

    And I could make sure he bought what I wanted.. instead of bloody Socks/Hankey`s and other useless stuff..

    It is now 6-35am.....

    And "NO" sign of him....:cry:

    Begining to think he doesn`t exist....:Doh:

    Hope I have not upset too many on my findings...:Blush:

    Have a nice day.... :thumb::thumb:
     
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    Every one knows that Santa does not come if you sit up waiting, he only comes if you go to bed and sleep. Just been down stairs & Santsa has indeed visited Northumberland. My kids 23 & 15 are in for a treat:BigGrin:
     
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    Here listen to this it will cheer you up


    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTbrZlRzYI&list=AL94UKMTqg-9Ay9pKcP7K4WLmlE_GjKuqE&index=36"]Ludovico Einaudi - The Snow Prelude N. 15 - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    old-mo Funster Extra Special Life Member

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    Still not convinced there is a Santa Claus... :Sad::Wink:

    But lovely Video/Photo`s... Thanks...:thumb:
     
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    Chris Funster Life Member

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    You must be on the naughty list Mo, because he came to our house.

    We even have his footprints on the hearth to prove it.




















    It's amazing what you can do with a pair of wellies and a can of fake snow. Take said wellies and place on hearth then spray the fake snow all around before removing the wellies.

    The result is two perfect footprints:thumb:
     
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    He's been he's been and guess what he bought me a
    LAMBORGHINI





























    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZf5rbicYzQ"]CHINESE FARMER BUILDS LAMBORGHINI REPLICA - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    A solicitor planting evidence? What next? :Laughing:
     
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    Very sad to hear Santa hasn't called yet.
    The bad news is he is stuck here in Bury. Last year he bought a new sledge but
    it didn't have a spare wheel. He collected a puncture but the sealant wouldn't work
    and it is going to take 2 weeks to get a new tyre.
    So much for progress.
    All the best anyway.
    Wilf
     
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    I sat on your chimney all bloody night waiting for you to go to bed at 6.30am i thought bu&&er it so i took your Lamborghini to jhorsf instead:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
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    They were a burglar's.

    Surely not??
     
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    You got to BELIEVE to RECEIVE:Wink:








    Son-in-law just got rid if his Lambo, gave it to his Father, when his Deutz arrived,





    Oh yeh:Doh: They are Tractors:Rofl1:
     
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    Sincere Apologies Old Mo - With the tipples and biscuits and extra "tit bits" he just didnt want to leave our place xxxxx


    :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1::Laughing::Laughing::Laughing::Laughing::Laughing:
     
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    You must have an awful lot of Reindeer Droppings in your front garden, Gail... :Wink::Rofl1:

    Roses should do well this spring... :thumb:
     
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