Situations Vacant Van Bitz

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  1. eddievanbitz

    eddievanbitz Trader - Funster

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    Van Bitz (www.vanbitz.com) The Countries leading motorhome security specialist, has a vacancy for a workshop technical bod!

    We specialise working in the main with motorhomes. We install Security and Tracking systems, Air Conditioning systems, Reversing cameras, Satellite TV and Satellite broadband systems, Pioneer equipment, Solar panels, Inverters and most good quality electrical equipment

    The successful candidate may already be in the leisure industry, but the right experience and personality is more important that existing knowledge of the leisure industry, as a small team of people determined to give our customers 100% satisfaction. No miserable buggers! So a happy cheerful disposition, a working knowledge of the way that electrical systems work and the knowledge that doing a job properly is always the right way, every time, and you could be perfect

    Please send a CV to eddie@vanbitz.com in the first instance or email any questions you may have about the position. Salary would be commensurate with the age, quality and experience of the candidate.

    All emails are guaranteed to be read and kept in the strictest of confidence and you are 100% guaranteed that your enquiry will not be made public or risk reaching your employer

    We are based in Taunton Somerset, and again it may be that the correct person lives further afield but has a motorhome or caravan and would be happy to commute. As we own a campsite again this would not be a problem for the correct person. We already have this arrangement with another colleague

    Thanks

    Eddie (AKA) EddieVanBitz
     
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    Chris Funster Life Member

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    The "no miserable buggers" narrows the field on here doesn't it?

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    I can't figure out how Eddie can afford me:
    "Salary would be commensurate with the age, quality and experience of the candidate."

    Dave
     
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    No mention of free doughnuts at brew time. :( Not a good sign. You even get free doughnuts as a shelf filler at Asda. (y) And no mention of PIES at lunchtime!! Would you have to supply your own?? :cry::cry:
     
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    Wasted on you Toots, did you not read the bit that said "No Miserable Buggers", well that include No Ornery Buggers and NO Opinionated Pillocks", getting my drift old mate? :whistle: :wink: and they would need to be suveners, blokes that Know how to put in a full days work.:getmecoat:
     
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    Can women apply?
    Good tea and coffee skills
    Ha ha ha
     
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    do you pay traveling money?
     
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    Can I have a trial period where I can practice putting all that stuff on my van first....... :whistle:
     
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    There's a difference between knowing and doing, isn't there @Tootles? :LOL:
     
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    HAH!! The only thing that 'Suven' workers do well is collect their over inflated wage packets!! (y) And anyway, I have something you haven't!! (y)(y)(y)
     
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    If only I was 20 odd years younger and not enjoying early retirement.:D
     
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    Mo is looking for a job Eddie.any good.(y);)
    Brian & Jo
     
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    It would be the "age" bit that balances out that one Dave lol
     
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    We are a equal opportunity employer

    Well the women here tell us blokes what to do lol
     
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    I know you do Toots, but I really don't want one, I'd rather have the discomfort of using the Loo every couple of hours. Mind you this guy would need no toilet breaks Eddie, that has to be and advantage.......

    .....you could work him till he collapses... for half the minimum wage so that he doesn't have to tell the authorities of his earnings

    ....everyone's a winner baby that's for sure.
     
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    The lucky candidate must also be an Englsh rugby supporter even if they are, Welsh, Scotish or Irish.
    Best of luck.
     
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    We even employ footballers, Northern people, and worse of all? the bird in the office is Welsh!
     
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    Is it too late to cancel my booking with you now I know that.:ROFLMAO:
     
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    Really?

    Heavy things those air conditioning units lol
     
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