Shifty & The Hooker's French Adventure

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  1. The Happy Hooker

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    Well so far, not much adventure, thank goodness, the motorway is clear, no sign of operation stack & there are 3 trains an hour going through the tunnel. We have even been moved onto one 45 mins before prior to our booked one. Currently parked up with a cuppa, S is sending abuse to various rugby fans on here & I'm hooking away on the shawl I started in Misterton. More news later I expect.

    Lorraine.
     
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    you leave those rugby fans alone.
     
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  3. Carol

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    Hi Lorraine, glad to see you posting and keeping an eye on S at the same time, have a great holiday.
     
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    Hi Carol, sorry to have missed you at Peterborough, let's hope we have more luck next time.
    The man himself is busy looking for his pocket - money, any suggestions where Shifty could have hidden a €10 note? He's getting quite anxious as it's got to last him a whole 2 weeks?
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    You let him have a whole €10????
     
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    Has he thoroughly searched his man bag?

    With me it would be in my front trouser pocket, my back trouser pocket or lost.

    Them with man bags have other orifices though.
     
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    Do NOT encourage Hilda to speak of "orifices" god alone knows what he would come up with!!! :lipssealed:
     
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    Well, I can assure you that I'm not going near any of his orifices, it will have to stay lost.......
     
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    Oi that's me neatest chat up line "wanna see me oscillate me orofice"
     
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    By the way....are you bringing him anywhere near Parc Verger?
    If you are can you please give us two weeks notice so we can re erect the watch towers and barricades!!!
    Also there is no way I am taking him to see my French doctor!!!
    Not after the last time ..... She coughed....he said "you have a cold" she said yes!
    He said "take two paracetamols and go to bed.........I will come with you if you want"

    She has never forgiven me!!!
     
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    She is still having nightmares!!!!
     
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    Have a great holiday you two...... I'd like to say don't do anything I wouldn't but that would leave most of your options open :)
     
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    Or as one of the workmen said to me as he was leaving:

    "Here's my son's home number in case your daughter wants to give him a call!"
     
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    She still Txt,'s me a sing for my address and the name of a good tattoo removal sugeon. She appears unhappy withe the tattoo I gave her on each buttock.
    A) shiftzz woz year
    B) there is no k in parc verger

    Mind you she was a good Snogger and at least she way warmed the stethoscope with her lighter. Bit strange a french doctor smoking woodbines. At least she kept her socks on.
     
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    She still Txt,'s me a sing for my address and the name of a good tattoo removal sugeon. She appears unhappy withe the tattoo I gave her on each buttock.
    A) shiftzz woz year
    B) there is no k in parc verger

    Mind you she was a good Snogger and at least she way warmed the stethoscope with her lighter. Bit strange a french doctor smoking woodbines. At least she kept her socks on.
     
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    Look munchie I've got indigestion now.
     
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    Have a great time both .. actually keep "S" away rom the intrnet and all will be calm lolol .. lovely meeting you at Misterton.
    Kath , John and L'l Tom Thumb xx
     
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    Have a great time you two.

    Come back Dave refreshed for Rugby World Cup Official Wind Up Duty which begins late August and ends when it ends(y)
     
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    Surely we don't have to wait that long to start winding him up. We've got a game of Shifty Rugby Bingo lined up.
     
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