saturday not a nice start

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  1. stevensson10

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    I got up Saturday morning about 4.30 into the shower and dressed then off to the local paper shop for my papers so I can study the form of the horses running at haydock and ascot.on driving back from the shop I noticed this foul smell I took no notice thinking it was something from outside.came into the house the smell still there looked at my trainers there was dog dung all over them went out to the mh and sure enough dog dung all over the drivers side floor so had to disinfect the carpet wash it off and shampoo it I did the same to the carpet in the hallway of my house and then washed my trainers and I went back into the shower again. by this time my better half had gotten up and had a few harsh words to say to me when I told her what had happened she said well at least you cleaned it all up and didn't leave it for me to do.in future im going to take the torch with me as dog dung is everywhere. but on an happier note 2 of my horses won so it cheered me up a bit.i wonder whats going to befall me today ? steve
     
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    Just be thankful it wasn't cat crap, you'd never get rid of the stench:Eeek:
     
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    Worse still if you had no shoes on yuk!
     
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    What a crap start to a Sat morning...:Sad:

    Things can only get better... :BigGrin:
     
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    Muck for Luck !!!!
     
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    bit extreme taking a second shower just cos you got shit on yer shoe. :Eeek:
     
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    If you gave up betting you wouldn't get shit on your shoe.

    I never step in the stuff:thumb:
     
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    It's worse if you get the damned stuff inside your croc's. When you walk, it squeezes out of the holes like toothpaste........Not that you would really brush your teeth with it........ :Eek!:
     
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    Dog crap not picked up sends me into a supreme rant over the lazy, inconsiderate halfwits who are allowed to own dogs. It is seriously anti-social and would generate more income than speed cameras IF policed properly. :Angry:
     
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    You do seem to attract dog shit, given your previous posts on the subject. Haven't trod in any for years, but then I do look where I am walking. Maybe our dog walkers are less antisocial than where you are. Human excrement is even worse, try stepping in that sometime, some people seem to do it anywhere.

    Mind you, does seem rather extreme to have to take a second shower because there was dog poo on your shoe, unless you had covered yourself in it. :Rofl1:
     
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    I can testify to that.

    My offices are opposite a pub and we have a sort of underground car park which is below street level but accesible from the street. Many a time we have nocturnal visitors doing their business in our car park:Eeek:

    Absolutely disgusting. Costs us money to clean up as well because we can't exactly ask a member of staff to get the gloves on. Even CCTV doesnt deter them.

    Perhaps a "No Shitting" sign might help.:BigGrin:
     
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    There are a lot of lazy, inconsiderate halfwits around who do not own dogs.......and indulge in equally antisocial behaviour.
     
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    They have such signs the Far East:BigGrin:

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    :BigGrin::BigGrin: Ah the benefits of travel :Eeek:
     
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    :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:Oh dear Got the giggles.....:Blush:
     
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    Seems the person squatting is already washing their hands even before they have completed their business....:Eek!:

    I would suggest they wait till they have finished and try to find a different source of "water".......


     
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    two winners you got any tips for uttoxeter new years eve meeting evidently pauls hot tip from last year is still running
     
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    We live in a country "horsey area". How many horse riders clean up after their passage. (Back or otherwise)!

    And no, We don't grow roses !

    Try cleaning that out of your wheel arch after it has set. Diamond is NOT the hardest substance in the world.

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    Normy Cas and kippis are the same,loads of dogs no plaggy bags to pick up the crap!
     
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    well they do say "shit happens" and it always seems to be to the nicest of folk
     
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