Sat on Calais Aire

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  1. Forestboy

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    Arrived Calais an hour ago couldn't use my usual route because of the poxy new fence and diversions everywhere.
    Anyway desperately needed fuel so set satnav to guide us turned out to be trucks only with a certain card. Carried on down the track only to end up in the bloody refugee camp. Luckily we both have a sense of humour and don't panick but we were the centre of attention for a few minutes although everyone was friendly and smiling and we didnt feel threatened in anyway. Eventually got fuel in Carrefor and arrived on Calais Aire but what a bloody shambles Calais is now.
    Must say camp is at least twice as big as it was in July very sad to see so many desperate people gonna be bloody tough when winter comes.

    Anyway thats the latest news from your roving reporter off for fish n chips now.

    Forestboy news at 6pm Calais Aire :)

    And this report is true cos I'm sat here now pic to prove it
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  2. Judge Mental

    Judge Mental Funster Deceased RIP

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    You mean you haven't been torn limb from limb and been eaten raw by the natives? Not even a nible?:D

    Your parked in the wrong place if you can't see pure evil according to others:rolleyes:
     
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    At that point, they didn't know he was going to have fish and chips, had he have mentioned that.............:D
     
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    Looks like there's plenty of room to park
     
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    I can see the headlines tomorrow.

    "Two refugees killed cycling on the tracks in the Tunnel"

    Keep an eye on the bikes! :)
     
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  6. Forestboy

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    No and further more if I've wasted all that money on armour plating 2 AK 47s and the roof mounted 50 calibre because of bloody scaremongering on here there's gonna be hell to pay.:)
     
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  7. Forestboy

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    Few spaces but its filling up that was the bottom corner always last to fill as its a bit noisy.
     
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    Enjoy your chips. Frites Nation?
     
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    Naaa don't belive that the op is forest boy , he's been captures by the illegals and forced under torture to mislead us into believing that it's safe , they gassed him earlier, nicked his laptop and his rolex, the place is full of Johnny foreigners ,and most of them are canibals who are going to eat us. I read it I the daily star so I know that it's true:D:D:D
     
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    getting lost and ending up in the camp....pretty sure thats @Forestboy...(y)
     
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    I recon it's a good job you have got Jan with you to sort things out, life's always an adventure for you two. Fish and chips sound good. Safe and trouble free rest of your journey home.
     
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    Is it worse than Wales??:unsure:
     
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    Funnily enough Jan said that, we haven't really had a Moment on this trip and we usually have at least one.
    Maybe that was it, luckily we both burst out laughing as usual.
     
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  14. Forestboy

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    You know me too well Dai boyo;)
     
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    No its not that bad.:rofl::rofl:
     
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    Jan just suggested we go back in the morning and give them some of

    My Clothes

    :Eeek: :Eeek: :Eeek: :Eeek: :Eeek: :Eeek: :Eeek:

    Not hers mine.
    :crying::crying::crying::crying::crying::crying:

    Maybe the AK47 will get used afterall.
     
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    They do have standards.
     
  18. Forestboy

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    Oh hark at the king of sartorial elegance.
    Don't forget I've seen your collection of shirts. :p
     
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    Still it could be worse doing this motorhome lark , at least no one's been abducted by blood suckling aliens yet , it did happen to a mate of mine when he was camping
     
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    Remember to set your alarm and check in every hour Rory.
    We are all rooting for you!(y)
     
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