Romance is not dead...or is it? (1 Viewer)

[Bushtrekker]

On 14th. May I will have been married 35 years and my wife has just asked if we will be home on that day. 'That's nice.', you may think, after all those years she wants to cook me a special dinner, or take me off for a romantic night in a posh hotel...

Does she hell as like, when I asked her why it's because they've moved her book club to that date due to the bank holiday. I'm sure the great explorers didn't have as complicated a life as I seem to be having, driving 240 miles back from Cornwall to go to the surprise 60th birthday party of a friend who will be with us in Cornwall the week before. Then it's back to Dorset for the Wessex Folk Festival and back up for my wife's 60th.

I can't wait to be able to just head off and keep going, instead of having to come back for things at regular intervals.

 

[simsy56]

Well, my wife and me have been married 40 years next sunday, and l have been trying to get her to stay in a posh hotel locally for the weekend, but, no...................................she wants to go to Spain, with me!

Craig

 

[tonka]

Were celebrating 35 years this year as well !!!

Our "honeymoon" was in the back of the works Sherpa van in a Blackpool car park, for 1 night at August bank holday !!
At the tender age of 18 that's all I could manage, I even had to use the works fuel (shh.) ...

In past years we have spend many a wedding anniversary night again in the back of a van.. Only difference now the van is an Autotrail and we are usually on route to France or Spain...

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[Munchie]

Just had our 42cnd on 28 March.

Everything is fine except she is still female, apparently there is no known cure.

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

Think about it !!

Book club 1st. choice, You second !!!!

 

[Popeye]

Just had our 42cnd on 28 March.

[HI]Everything is fine except she is still female[/HI], apparently there is no known cure.

Yeah, get your drift Ken, these women are alright but there's nothing quite like the real thing.................

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[wasp]

Romance is not dead she still lives with you

 

[simsy56]

My missus was out shopping and rang home and my daughter answered it. After a brief chat she said to me, 'Dad, how would you like to speak to mum", l said, through a medium"!

Craig

 

[JJ]

So... if it takes three changes of vans before you got the one you really like... how many wives does it take?

JJ :Cool:

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[Munchie]

So... if it takes three changes of vans before you got the one you really like... how many wives does it take?

JJ :Cool:

JJ one is enough, they take too long to train!!!

 

[jhorsf]

Anyone that wants more than one woman deserves all the trouble they get

 

[jaygee]

39 years this year for us.........

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[darklord]

You should all think yourselves lucky, I have had two unhappy marriages.........first wife died, second one won't.

 

[bigfoot]

After my trauma with the Auto trail on the dread Fiat,my wife first took me on a cruise on the Royal Clipper(the largest vessel under sail at the moment). Then when we returned she dug into her inheritance and we bought the Hymer.
I'm sure all the comments (Les Dawson jokes are just that) are in jest.

 

[darklord]

they are mr bigfoot,.......none of us can resist a jest, and if it is ala les dawson or the carry on writers, all the better.



" It was a terrible night, heavy rain, freezing cold, and blowing a force nine gale. There was a knock at the door, when I opened it, the mother inlaw was standing there, blue with cold and sopping wet, i said "Dont stand out there freezing.........go home".

L Dawson

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[Scout]

So... if it takes three changes of vans before you got the one you really like... how many wives does it take?

JJ :Cool:

and how many fusters to change her

 

[GJH]

JJ one is enough, they take too long to train!!!

How do you know? Has anyone ever trained one?