One uppersonship

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  1. Gooney

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    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square ..


    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
    everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people
    call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

    the four men give her a subtle, "

    Well....?"

    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


    slim,

    tall,

    38D breasts,

    24" waist and 34" hips.


    When she walks in the room people say,


    Oh my God!! :Laughing:

     
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