Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square ..
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people
call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "
Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
slim,
tall,
38D breasts,
24" waist and 34" hips.
When she walks in the room people say,
Oh my God!!
