Mousy
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For Auction one Mother in Law...I am reluctantly saying good bye to my mother in law, sadly new puppy forces sale.
After nearly 30 years I feel perhaps someone else could benefit from her wisdom and wise words. I have throughly enjoyed being her daughter in law but despite endless years of training I am not sure I am measuring up.
She is a lovely woman with a real vintage feel, she is very nimble on her feet for 89 1/2 as demonstrated by her ability to side step our new puppy and assorted debris left on the floor. She has adapted to walking on a "hard floor" when used to carpets, thus proving her flexibility.
She eats extremely well, new owners must be willing to provide regular cups of tea, coffee, and three meals a day. You must also have real shortbread biscuits. Be aware that too much alcohol can have unwanted effects best not mentioned.
Her unique selling point is her ability to teach knitting..in just one week of staying with us, despite it being Christmas, a rather busy time of the year and having a new puppy she has persistently taken the time to get me knitting, no mean feat as I have 2 left thumbs. I am now half way through a beautiful teal stripped tea cosy. I am looking forward to buying a tea pot to fit it.
She is mentally sharpe as a tac, physically capable of anything and comes with a witty sense of humour. She is also very good at scrabble and rummikub.
In short you will not be disappointed and a better example of Mother in Law would be hard to find.
Good luck with the auction, this Mother in Law currently resides in Bournemouth but would be prepared to relocate for the right new owner.
No silly offers only genuine bids accepted. Mother in Law must be collected within 24 hours of auction end.
Thank you for looking.
EDIT..BE AWARE PUPPY AND MAGAZINE ARE NOT INCLUDED.
After nearly 30 years I feel perhaps someone else could benefit from her wisdom and wise words. I have throughly enjoyed being her daughter in law but despite endless years of training I am not sure I am measuring up.
She is a lovely woman with a real vintage feel, she is very nimble on her feet for 89 1/2 as demonstrated by her ability to side step our new puppy and assorted debris left on the floor. She has adapted to walking on a "hard floor" when used to carpets, thus proving her flexibility.
She eats extremely well, new owners must be willing to provide regular cups of tea, coffee, and three meals a day. You must also have real shortbread biscuits. Be aware that too much alcohol can have unwanted effects best not mentioned.
Her unique selling point is her ability to teach knitting..in just one week of staying with us, despite it being Christmas, a rather busy time of the year and having a new puppy she has persistently taken the time to get me knitting, no mean feat as I have 2 left thumbs. I am now half way through a beautiful teal stripped tea cosy. I am looking forward to buying a tea pot to fit it.
She is mentally sharpe as a tac, physically capable of anything and comes with a witty sense of humour. She is also very good at scrabble and rummikub.
In short you will not be disappointed and a better example of Mother in Law would be hard to find.
Good luck with the auction, this Mother in Law currently resides in Bournemouth but would be prepared to relocate for the right new owner.
No silly offers only genuine bids accepted. Mother in Law must be collected within 24 hours of auction end.
Thank you for looking.
EDIT..BE AWARE PUPPY AND MAGAZINE ARE NOT INCLUDED.
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