Newbie (1 Viewer)

[Lone Ranger 1958]

Good afternoon all,

Newbie here hoping to learn from you all about motorhoming.

I am a 58 yo recently retired ships captain living in east anglia.

 

[Baycott]

From us in East Sussex and

 

[Floydster]

Hi and

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[kcy]

 

[buttons]

Hi and Welcome.....

 

[MC 55 FUN]

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[Mickrik]

Hello there and..........................

 

[WynandJean]

Hello and welcome from West Midlands.



Wyn

 

[The Dudess]

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[Carol]

Hello Welcome to Fun, to get the best out of the forum to be able to ask as many questions get discounts and attend rallies to become a full member for £15 a year, best money any Motorhome can make.

 

[Popeye]

Did I ever work for you?......nah don't think so anyway please allow me to introduce you to every-peeps.....and by the way......


There is MoMo and Kym and a Lyn and a Tim
Twelve Johns’ two Pips and a Tom,
There’s Lesley and Chris and a handful of Griffs,
An old Mo, two Joys and a Ron.

We’ve got three or four Smithies, one soggy, one ShiftZZ,
Two Geos’ three Karls and a Ray,
I checked with the list and unless I am pissed
we’ve even got two tame JJ’s. (Jersy Jo)

We’ve got a Minx and a Sedge, a Debs and a Reg,
Two Carols and a Frankie as well,
There’s Scotty and Sam and Jake and Siobhan
Lets not forget Ash or Mell.

I forgot about Lynn, Brisey, Scot-Jim
and Sian and Katy too,
Amanda and Phil and lets not forget Bill
Roger, Peter three Pams, more still.

We’ve got 5th wheelers with Trucks Sack loads of Ducks,
Irnbru and now even a Cally
A scouser, a Jock and a Taffy who knocks
our Nigel whose just trying to be Pallie

We’ve got Ivy and Ken, Pat and Big Ben,
Brian, Julian, Grenville and Terry
Rick, Dick and big Mick, overlooked Nick
And very nearly Graham and Gerry

I’ve found seven Robs and four Eddies
A donkey called Neddy, two Trishs’, a Pauline and June
One Rangi, five Pauls and a Big Jim who calls
Bacon Sarnies will be served up soon.

There’s our quizzer Craig, loads of Daves
Geri, Trish, Michelle and Betty
Bertie and Toots just polished their boots
And now Paul’s done a run he’s all sweaty.

I’m getting phone calls galore
Funsters want to read more
And others who don’t give a damn
So just for you Terry using Isle of Wight Ferry
I’m adding your lovely wife Ann.

I could go on all night but you’d all get uptight
And ban me under Rule ONE
Well for you I’ve got news,
You can gather your views and stick ‘em right up your

(stuck for a Rhyme here, need Funster Help)