New Years Honours (1 Viewer)

[bigfoot]

All the ladies on here but for services to the voice of reason a knight hood to Shiftzz although it would have saved our blood pressure if his father had worn one at the time of his conception and a sainthood for our dear leader.

 

[mick noe]

billthedrill for the inspiration he gives us in the face of adversity:thumb:

 

[teddybard]

Teddy, not wishing to steal your thunder
Or even pull your words assunder
But Sheila is a good friend of mine
And she says you fart ALL the time.

This quandary's solution seems to be,
Fart as you will, but not on me!
Drink as you will, but please dont pee,
It stains the manuscripts, you see!...

Tootles your words may hurt this boy
I'm not common I don't Drink like Joy
neither to put the rumors under
do I fart like Joy or (Fart like thunder).
Manuscripts will be safe at that
my motor-home is not her flat.
and Sheila may still be Joy's friend
well that's what we still pretend

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[Tootles]

Tootles your words may hurt this boy
I'm not common I don't Drink like Joy
neither to put the rumors under
do I fart like Joy or (Fart like thunder).
Manuscripts will be safe at that
my motor-home is not her flat.
and Sheila may still be Joy's friend
well that's what we still pretend

Oh Ted, I must apologise,
To take the mick, not really wise.
I think I understand it all,
Your bum is big, your bladder small.
The local TA, they will sell,
A respirator, for the smell,
And, in case of 'leaking gunge',
An old tin bucket, and a sponge?
I'm sure our partnership will be,
A rhyming joy, for all to see!
We'll get on well, and never fight,
Producing for the FUNSTERS site.
Your literary prose, my sense of fun,
Will make up for your leaking bum!!

 

[teddybard]

Oh Ted, I must apologise,
To take the mick, not really wise.
I think I understand it all,
Your bum is big, your bladder small.
The local TA, they will sell,
A respirator, for the smell,
And, in case of 'leaking gunge',
An old tin bucket, and a sponge?
I'm sure our partnership will be,
A rhyming joy, for all to see!
We'll get on well, and never fight,
Producing for the FUNSTERS site.
Your literary prose, my sense of fun,
Will make up for your leaking bum!!

I too apologise, Go Forth,
and spread tword around tnorth
I'm not the sort to take the ump
neither will i give thee a thump.
A partnership we will enjoy
but please friend don't encourage Joy.
I promise I'll control my farts
bum leaks wind but never sharts

 

[Jaws]

Gail for services rendered whilst battling just about everything life can throw at her !

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[Popeye]

I know you two are very close chums,

But bedfellows and leaking bums

Are hardly words for poetry

But hey don’t rely on me

I know little of follow through farts

Which is what you mean when you write ‘sharts’.

Any way this has taken me back

So thanks to Jaws we’re back on track

(had to enquire with my sons about sharts) :thumb:

 

[Dawn B]

This thread seems to have drifted off topic just a tad

 

[MrMotorhome]

Best Marshals

With out question, Brisey and Pamelaaar for 'Outstanding Marshals 2013' this does not include their possible 'the most cooked bacon' and 'buttered rolls' awards.

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[Stephen & Jeannie]

Double award !!!

To Penelope Pitstop for services to the hair dyeing industry !

And to her unstinting husband Rex for entertaining the masses !:Cool:

 

[Viennese]

I nominate Pinkie for bravest newbie of the year.... :thumb::thumb:

Catherine

 

[teddybard]

To Penelope Pitstop for services to the hair dyeing industry !

And to her unstinting husband Rex for entertaining [HI]the masses[/HI] !:Cool:

I'm sure she'll not thank you for referring to her thus

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[daisy mae]

I second that, Pinkie, bravest member of the year.:thumb::thumb::thumb:

Margaret

 

[chrisboyo]

Let us not forget our Funster Band Leaders
That make a party swing
:thumb:Janine and Barrie:thumb:

 

[MikeD]

I will second this one

billthedrill for the inspiration he gives us in the face of adversity:thumb:

:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

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[Chris]

To Jim, EddieVanbitz, Teddybard and all loyal England rugby supporters, I would nominate you all for the most gallant loser award of 2013.

Enjoy:thumb:

 

[Jim]

To Jim, EddieVanbitz, Teddybard and all loyal England rugby supporters, I would nominate you all for the most gallant loser award of 2013.

Enjoy:thumb:

You're being modest by not including yourself in that list Chris, this time last year you'd lost 8 in a row hadn't you?

 

[Phill D]

You're being modest by not including yourself in that list Chris, this time last year you'd lost 8 in a row hadn't you?

only 1 game was in 2013 though oh:oh:

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[cruiser]

the saints gave 60.000. trying to help you.and you still lost.oh:

 

[Phill D]

the saints gave 60.000. trying to help you.and you still lost.oh:

he'll pay them back ten fold when they top the table with his tries, just like last week:thumb:

 

[Jim]

only 1 game was in 2013 though oh:oh:

Yes against Ireland wasn't it, that made it the 8

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[DuxDeluxe]

To Jim, EddieVanbitz, Teddybard and all loyal England rugby supporters, I would nominate you all for the most gallant loser award of 2013.

Enjoy:thumb:

Don't forget, Chris, that revenge is a dish best eaten cold........... the above might just come back and bite you in the backside - not that Welsh players would stoop so low in the scrum to do that, of course.....

 

[teddybard]

Don't forget, Chris, that revenge is a dish best eaten cold........... the above might just come back and bite you in the backside - not that Welsh players would stoop so low in the scrum to do that, of course.....

I gather that is a substantial target

 

[teddybard]

he'll pay them back ten fold when they top the table with his tries, just like last week:thumb:

One Swallow does not make a summer
mind you they are rarely seen in either
Northampton or Wales.

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[Chris]

only 1 game was in 2013 though oh:oh:[/QUOTE

Quite right.

Jim's post is so 2012.

Bragging rights remain firmly in the Welsh camp for a few more weeks yet:thumb:]

 

[Jim]

only 1 game was in 2013 though oh:oh:[/QUOTE

Quite right.

Jim's post is so 2012.

Bragging rights remain firmly in the Welsh camp for a few more weeks yet:thumb:]

Bragging rights maybe Chris, but were talking about the award to Gallant losers 2013 , in Feb of that year you lost your 8th game in a row. How gallant you were at the time

 

[Phill D]

Bragging rights maybe Chris, but were talking about the award to Gallant losers 2013 , in Feb of that year you lost your 8th game in a row. How gallant you were at the time

lets just call that a "DRAW" for NOW !

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[Chris]

Bragging rights maybe Chris, but were talking about the award to Gallant losers 2013 , in Feb of that year you lost your 8th game in a row. How gallant you were at the time

You should have nominated Wales for the award last year Jim.

It's too late now.

You can't back date nominations willy nilly

 

[teddybard]

Bragging rights maybe Chris, but were talking about the award to Gallant losers 2013 , in Feb of that year you lost your 8th game in a row. How gallant you were at the time

Gallant Losers SEE

Guinness World Records, known until 2000 as The Guinness Book of Record Rhygbi Excuses.(Wales didn't win because)... is not fixed, records may be added and also removed for various reasons.

 

[movan]

Sorry to digress you men from sport ... but something else close to your heart ... I would like to nominate Maz as the best baker on meets for all the lovely food she brings to the tents...... mmmmmm I've put on inches all over since her being my friend.

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