My Heart stopped (1 Viewer)

[PORKSTER]

The boss lady wanted to go to shops earlier so I reluctantly get of my arse and get in car to take her out. As we reversed of the drive on the grass by side of our van is a skylight the winds here have been terrible. This is when my heart stopped its been raining all night and still drizzling on and off all day. I pulled back onto drive rushed in got keys ran in van but all is well its not ours. So who it belongs too I dont know I am hoping for the persons sake its a double glazed one and we just have the outer skin and they are still water tight.

 

[DanielFord]

The boss lady wanted to go to shops earlier so I reluctantly get of my arse and get in car to take her out. As we reversed of the drive on the grass by side of our van is a skylight the winds here have been terrible. This is when my heart stopped its been raining all night and still drizzling on and off all day. I pulled back onto drive rushed in got keys ran in van but all is well its not ours. So who it belongs too I dont know I am hoping for the persons sake its a double glazed one and we just have the outer skin and they are still water tight.

Could be worse, arrived at my office on Friday, only to find that our flat roof was no long attached to the building, but rather neatly installed in the neighbours garden!

 

[PORKSTER]

ooops

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[Puddleduck]

It's horrid when it does happen. Our previous motorhome had the two big rooflights smashed with the remains of a polytunnel frame two years ago. Luckily the insurance paid out but we had a long wait for parts.

 

[Minxy]

Could be worse, arrived at my office on Friday, only to find that our flat roof was no long attached to the building, but rather neatly installed in the neighbours garden!

I know that isn't really funny but I just had to 'laugh'!

 

[MikeD]

We stayed at Mazzaron one year and around midnight, during a bit of a storm heard a huge bang.

I went outside expecting the worse to meet a few neighbours who had also heard the explosion.

We did not find anything amiss and went back to bed.

Next morning walking out of the site and noticed a guy gaffer taping a rather large sun roof/light back together.

I did feel for him

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[Peter JohnsCross MH]

My heart stopped when they were fitting my pacemaker

 

[Minxy]

My heart stopped when they were fitting my pacemaker

... but did it start again ... ... it did ... didn't it??????

 

[DanielFord]

I know that isn't really funny but I just had to 'laugh'!

D'You know what, I laughed too, because if I hadn't I would have cried!

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[suavecarve]

... but did it start again ... ... it did ... didn't it??????

@Johns_Cross_Motorhomes has defibrillator envy (@Minxy Girl )

 

[DanielFord]

My heart stopped when they were fitting my pacemaker

Isn't that the point? LOL

 

[klaatu]

We lost the skylight from our first motor home, no idea how or when it happened, it took me a while to realise that the drips falling on my head were not condensation but rain.

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[movan]

On my last van it took me a while to realise that the draught wasn't coming from the driver's door but someone had stolen my window from the habitation door.

 

[Peter JohnsCross MH]

I said to the surgeon when he was pulling and pushing to fit in the 'slot'
you would make a good butcher!
He said 'My Sunday Roasts are better'
and then everything blacked out as he put the wires in.
Hit me hard on the chest and then I got the infilibrator paddles and did they hurt!

Alls well as he got me back although there was a right panic in the operating theatre at the time

Peter

 

[ianthebuilder]

I said to the nurse who was checking my prostate with I think the longest finger I have ever seen !! , we havnt even been out for a drink, you've never phoned me, or tried to woo me !!!!! He laughed,,,,,,,,,,, ( true)

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[DanielFord]

I said to the surgeon when he was pulling and pushing to fit in the 'slot'
you would make a good butcher!
He said 'My Sunday Roasts are better'
and then everything blacked out as he put the wires in.
Hit me hard on the chest and then I got the infilibrator paddles and did they hurt!

Alls well as he got me back although there was a right panic in the operating theatre at the time

Peter

Oh, you have the internal defibrilator kind of pacemaker? My uncle has one of those, I thought you meant the regular pacemaker that takes over the control of the heartbeat.

FWIW My uncle is now 89 and it has never fired, and he still enjoys a pint with me when he visits

 

[Peter JohnsCross MH]

Oh, you have the internal defibrilator kind of pacemaker? My uncle has one of those, I thought you meant the regular pacemaker that takes over the control of the heartbeat.

FWIW My uncle is now 89 and it has never fired, and he still enjoys a pint with me when he visits

No when my heart stopped on the slab he used the defilibrator paddles to start it up again, I have the standard pacemaker as I discovered purely by accident I had a pulse rate of 33 beats a minute caused by 'heart block'

Peter

 

[Peter JohnsCross MH]

I said to the nurse who was checking my prostate with I think the longest finger I have ever seen !! , we havnt even been out for a drink, you've never phoned me, or tried to woo me !!!!! He laughed,,,,,,,,,,, ( true)

Think that must be standard as my consultant had the same humour when I had mine checked

Peter

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[Wendo55]

I presumed this was a thread about cardiac issues when I read the title. (I'm a nurse....occupational hazard!)

 

[DanielFord]

I presumed this was a thread about cardiac issues when I read the title. (I'm a nurse....occupational hazard!)

It sort of is now!

 

[Minxy]

...
and then everything blacked out as he put the wires in.
Hit me hard on the chest and then I got the infilibrator paddles and did they hurt!

Alls well as he got me back although there was a right panic in the operating theatre at the time

Peter

Not a supposed 'auto electrician' in his spare time is he ... wiring up inverters wrongly ...

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[Popeye]

(I'm a nurse....occupational hazard!)

Oh Wendy, pop down here and have a look at my snake bite .....

..... don't tell me!!!! Doctor said I'm gonna die I know!

 

[Minxy]

Oh Wendy, pop down here and have a look at my snake bite .....
..... don't tell me!!!! Doctor said I'm gonna die I know!

.... it's that ruddy spider that @movan found in the loo isn't it ... I bet it's bitten your bum!



Just a note of caution ... don't search on Google for the phrase "spider with teeth" without putting "cartoon" on the end otherwise you'll scare yourself silly with images of REAL SCARY SPIDERS!!!

 

[pappajohn]

don't search on Google for the phrase "spider with teeth"

You mean like this....

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[Minxy]

You mean like this....

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You do know that @movan is gonna kill you now don't you!!!

 

[Popeye]

I bet it's bitten your bum!

How much do ya bet? Oh if it were only my bum, I reckon that damn Blonde Bombshell has been training that bleddy spider.

 

[PORKSTER]

Mystery solved it was the top outer skin of my roof light that broke today

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