Muppet alert !!!

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  1. Jaws

    Jaws Funster Life Member

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    Soooo.. Sick of the crabby 'on screen antenna' that would always be a compromise, I popped in to Halfrauds today and bought a decent wing/vertical mount aerial.

    £14.00 but I want something that would work !

    All the time I am standing there at the checkout I kept thinking I had seen that aerial before somewhere

    Got home, and remembered !

    Up the workshop to check and yup, there was an identical one I took off the last van cos the bloody thing died a death every time it rained !!!!!!

    What a bloody moron !!

    So off on another 5 mile jaunt to return the darned thing now..

    And the reason for this post ?
    Just to warn others.. The type of aerial in question is sold as

    Halford
    Car Aerial
    Side Mount

    Suitable for flat surfaces( e.g. caravans and campers )
    1200mm cable
    Removable Stainless steel mast

    They are great to start with but fail fairly quickly if you happen to get the bottom bit wet !( Of course that is rare for us, living in this dry and arid land we call home ! :Rofl1: )
     
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    Spacerunner Read Only Funster

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    Try some plastic knickers from Mothercare....:Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
  3. Johns_Cross_Motorhomes

    Johns_Cross_Motorhomes Trader - Motorhome & Accessory Sales

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    CONDOMS! ever prepared!:Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:
     
  4. Jaws

    Jaws Funster Life Member

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    LOL !!!!
    Peter, should we meet up, remind me to tell you the wwii condom story about the yanks !!

    Must say that the thought of driving down the road with a flappy 'johny' dangling off the aerial is not TOO appealing though !! :Rofl1:
     
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    You could use it as a wind sock, and as you go down the road it will expand when the wind enters it!!!
     
  6. Jaws

    Jaws Funster Life Member

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    No bloody chance.. I do not want woman to find out how big they are SUPPOSED to be !!
     
  7. robnchris

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    size matters

    There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time.
    He wants her really bad but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage.
    As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel."

    She said, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage."

    They went back and forth. He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel."

    She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage."

    So he puts his hand down her panties and takes a little feel, things are getting a lot warmer and he asks, "Can't we please?"

    She of course states, "NO, I'm saving myself for marriage."

    He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No, absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage."

    He says, "How about if I agree to only just put the tip in?"

    She says, "No way, I'm saving myself for marriage."

    He begs and pleads with her, "I promise, just the tip, no more, and we'll stop after that."
    She finally gives in, "Okay, but just the tip, no more, and that's all."

    He says okay and pulls down her panties and puts the tip in... he so hot and ready that he can't control himself shoves it the whole way in and starts going to town... she meanwhile is moaning and groaning and shouts, "OKAY,
    GO AHEAD, PUT IT THE WHOLE WAY IN!"

    A little stunned, he says, "NO, absolutely not!
    A deal is a deal!"
    :Rofl1:
     
  8. dave jm

    dave jm Read Only Funster

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    :Rofl1::Rofl1::Rofl1:Nice one....But a certain person(derekfaeberwick) that we wont mention might send you a pm to tell you it's on the wrong forum:Doh:
     
  9. robnchris

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    opps

    I know but I thought it`s been a lovely day, done a bit in the garden, finally got the Fiamma privacy room to fit on the van and sipping a beer I thought oh what the hell I feel like being reckless. :moon2::sin:
     
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