Motorhome Dealers Prayer (1 Viewer)

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Motorhome Dealers Prayer
For give me lord for I have sinned
I,v covered the damp
I,v painted the rust

For give me load for I have sinned
I,v sold it to a MR Jones
His pride and joy he drove it home

For give me lord for I have sinned
I don,t reply to his emails
Or reply to his phone calls

Forgive me lord for I have sinned
For the warranty is not worth a thing
It doesn't inclued anything

Forgive me load for I have sinned
But I,v still made a mint from that old thing
God bless MR Jones




Must have to much time on my hands can,t wait till my warranty is up.

Andy

 

[Peter JohnsCross MH]

Better not buy your next van from him, come to Johns Cross and experience a proper supplier!

Peter

 

[Bailey 15]

Looking for a swift bolero 630pr 2011/12 if you got one?

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[davanne]

Looking for a swift bolero 630pr 2011/12 if you got one?

If you click on Peters website there is a 630 PR for sale not sure on year but I can reccomend them as dealers

 

[Bailey 15]

Ah thanks
Not sure how you do these smilies but thanks

 

[TheBig1]

Better not buy your next van from him, come to Johns Cross and experience a proper supplier!

Peter

it may be that Johns Cross, but Peter is Happy

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[Peter JohnsCross MH]

Looking for a swift bolero 630pr 2011/12 if you got one?

http://www.johnscross.co.uk/products/swift-bolero-630pr-2.html

 

[Ex-caravantugger]

http://www.johnscross.co.uk/products/swift-bolero-630pr-2.html

No cup holders ?

 

[Ex-caravantugger]

Duplicated post.

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[davanne]

@Johns_Cross_Motorhomes Am I on commission Peter if they buy it

 

[Geo]

If i'd bought from him, it would be his Eulogy not his Prayer

 

[jdk62]

Motorhome Dealers Prayer
For give me lord for I have sinned
I,v covered the damp
I,v painted the rust

For give me load for I have sinned
I,v sold it to a MR Jones
His pride and joy he drove it home

For give me lord for I have sinned
I don,t reply to his emails
Or reply to his phone calls

Forgive me lord for I have sinned
For the warranty is not worth a thing
It doesn't inclued anything

Forgive me load for I have sinned
But I,v still made a mint from that old thing
God bless MR Jones




Must have to much time on my hands can,t wait till my warranty is up.

Andy

I reckon this was written specifically with a dealership in Carmarthen in mind....

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[Peter JohnsCross MH]

it may be that Johns Cross, but Peter is Happy

It is a strange name as such but when its used as a place name it makes sense.
Johns Cross is a hamlet in the villages of Mountfield and Robertsbridge, East Sussex and it takes its name from the Johns Cross Inn dating from the 1700's where travellers could refresh themselves with the local ales!

 

[Minxy]

http://www.johnscross.co.uk/products/swift-bolero-630pr-2.html

... does he get the 5% funster discount then .... ???

 

[Peter JohnsCross MH]

@Johns_Cross_Motorhomes Am I on commission Peter if they buy it

Possibly but you would have to grace us with your presence again Anne and do the sales spiel and demonstration!

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[davanne]

Possibly but you would have to grace us with your presence again Anne and do the sales spiel and demonstration!

It would be a pleasure Peter....now where did I put that Swift brochure I'll need to do a little swotting

 

[Bailey 15]

Lol!!!
No worries, now seen the swift bolero 630pr, can't move in shower and so dark glass with claustrophobia so sorry, no commission due