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Jim

Ringleader
Jul 19, 2007
36,186
128,602
Sutton on Sea, UK
Funster No
1
MH
Adria Panel Van.
Exp
Since 1988
For those that can't wait, here you go::bigsmile:

Dear Funster,

Welcome to Malvern.

You are now parked up with Funsters all around you. Hopefully your rally marshal will have introduced you to at least one of those parked close by; but if not, please do seek out and introduce yourself to your neighbours. Funsters are a very friendly bunch, so there’s no need to be shy.

Warners have 4 nights of entertainment arranged, all are free apart from one venue on Saturday night.Plenty of Funsters will go to this entertainment each evening. Wear your badges and you’ll meet others. If you want to go the entertainment with others so you can sit together, then meet at the rally marshal’s pitch at 7pm and you may find others there ready to wander over with you.

On Friday and Saturday night, plenty will choose to ‘do their own thing’ or meet up with others in our tented area. You are under no obligation at all. If you fancy popping in and the weather is good, bring along a chair and whatever you are drinking anytime between 8pm and midnight.

Friday at 5pm we will have a cheese and wine gathering, bring along either some, cheese, or biccies/savouries or wine to share, and I’m sure we’ll have a giggle. This is early enough so those going to the official entertainment will be able to attend both.

Saturday at 6pm (weather permitting) we’ll have an American Supper. If you’re up for it, bring along your cooked food and or side-dishes to share and we’ll all get stuck in. We should have a few BBQ in place so you can cook your supper there as well.

Sunday Breakfast - Between 10 and 11am Our Sunday morning bacon rolls are always popular at just £1 Bring along a coffee and an appetite between 10 and 11am.​

Because we cannot get everyone under cover, these events are weather dependent. Should we need to make any changes we’ll let you know. Look out for the notice board that will keep you up-to-date with events

Rally Marshals will be selling raffle tickets over the weekend . If you are able to donate a prize that would be great. The proceeds of the raffle are for our event shelter purchase fund. The raffle will be called at 11am on Sunday

We will have the red Funster tent at the show over the weekend. (Look for the flags) In the tent, we will have free club stickers, badges and flyers and we’ll be selling, Funster Mugs, Flags, magnetic bottle openers, Motorhome Travel Journals and of course our Tyre Pressure MonitorsJ Call in for a sit-down, a chat and a complimentary coffee or beer.

We hope you enjoy this rally, If you have any problems at all over the weekend, please don’t hesitate to contact Jim or Siân on 0777 xxxx xxx.

Thanks and have fun.

Jim and Siân
Brisey & Pamelaaar
JJ and Frankie
 

Janine

LIFE MEMBER
Aug 22, 2007
14,281
42,871
A little bit left of Middle England
Funster No
142
MH
2006 A/S Nuevo
Exp
since 1988
or for all you gangstas out there.......

Dear Funster,

Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin Malvern.

Yo ass is now parked up wit Funstas all round yo thugged-out ass yo. Hopefully yo' rally marshal gonna git introduced you ta at least one of dem parked close by; but if not, please do seek up n' introduce yo ass ta yo' neighbours. Funstas is a straight-up thugged-out bunch, so there’s no need ta be shy.

Warners have 4 nightz of entertainment arranged, all is free apart from one venue on Saturdizzle night.Plenty of Funstas will git all up in dis entertainment each evening. Wear yo' badges n' you’ll hook up others. If you wanna go tha entertainment wit others so you can sit together, then hook up all up in tha rally marshal’s pitch at 7pm n' you may find others there locked n loaded ta wander over up in yo' faaaaaace biaatch!

On Fridizzle n' Saturdizzle night, loadz will chizzle ta ‘do they own thang’ or hook up wit others up in our tented area. Yo ass is under no obligation at all. If you fancy poppin up in n' tha drizzle is good, brang along a cold-ass lil chair n' whatever yo ass is drankin anytime between 8pm n' midnight.
Fridizzle at 5pm we gonna git a cold-ass lil cheese n' Cristal gathering, brang along either some, cheese, or biccies/savouries or Cristal ta share, n' I’m shizzle we’ll gotz a giggle. This is early enough so dem goin ta tha straight-up legit entertainment is ghon be able ta git all up in both.

Saturdizzle at 6pm (weather permitting) we’ll have a Gangsta Supper n' shiz. If you’re up fo' it, brang along yo' cooked chicken n' or side-dishes ta share n' we’ll all git stuck in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. We should have all dem BBQ up in place so you can cook yo' supper there as well.

Sundizzle Breakfast - Between 10 n' 11am Our Sundizzle mornin bacon rolls is always ghettofab at just £1 Brin along a gangbangin' fruity-ass malt liquor n' a appetite between 10 n' 11am.
Because we cannot git mah playas under cover, these events is drizzle dependent. Right back up in yo . Should we need ta make any chizzlez we’ll let you know. Look up fo' tha notice board dat will keep you up-to-date wit events

Rally Marshals is ghon be pushin raffle tickets over tha weekend . If yo ass be able ta donate a prize dat would be pimped out. Da proceedz of tha raffle is fo' our event shelter purchase fund. Y'all KNOW dat shiz, Da raffle is ghon be called at 11am on Sunday

Us thugs gonna git tha red Funsta tent all up in tha show over tha weekend yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. (Look fo' tha flags) In tha tent, we will have free club stickers, badges n' flyers n' we’ll be selling, Funsta Mugs, Flags, magnetic forty openers, Motorhome Travel Journals n' of course our Tyre Pressure MonitorsJ Call up in fo' a sit-down, a cold-ass lil chat n' a cold-ass lil complimentary fruity-ass malt liquor or brew n' shiz.

Our thugged-out asses hope you trip off dis rally, If you have any problems at all over tha weekend, please don’t hesitate ta contact Jim or Siân on 0777 xxxx xxx.

Thanks n' have fun.

Jim n' Siân
Brisey & Pamelaaar
JJ n' Frankie

(hope I've got rid of all the rude words!)

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ourcampersbeentrashed

Free Member
Apr 19, 2008
7,574
4,348
East London
Funster No
2,222
MH
C Class
Exp
well over 5 years
Wow Janine

Im impressed

I hope Jim will print a copy especially for Courtney and Robert :thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

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