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  1. Silkcut1105

    Silkcut1105 Funster Life Member

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    morning guys and dolls only 4 more sleeps till the madness begins .whoop whoop .bring it ON.
     
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  2. CHRI$

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    after reading some of the threads over last couple of weeks,i have to admit im not looking forward to this meet:Sad:
    we run a genny during the day:Sad:apparently a no no:RollEyes:
    we will have two children under 12 with us:Sad:apparently kids should be seen and not heard.
    we will be unable to bring our 2 dogs with us,just in-case they upset another camper by eating their food to loudly:Sad:
    myself and my wife are both smokers.a biiiiiiiiiiig no no to non smokers,but bbq smoke is ok,so if anyone wants to smoke in peace and have a cuppa you are welcome at my door,providing the kids are out playing:thumb:
    before anyone jumps on this we do NOT smoke in the motorhome or in close proximity to the grand children.

    but apparently getting pissed and keeping people awake into the small hours is fun and a badge of honour? go figure :Doh:
    and if you don't get pissed you are labelled miserable:RollEyes:
    as i said,im not looking forward at all.but fran and the kids are:Smile:
     
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  3. Peter & Elaine

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    Set up next to me and Elaine we don't care :thumb:
    I smoke not where kids are
    White westy rat is comming crunches food all night she does attack cc wardens
    granddaughter who is a little swine at 3 but funny as hell cheaky little horror
    I fall asleep by 10
    I slurp my food and dribble
    Snore like a pig
    Awake and banging around by 6.30 with news on TV
    Elaine of course is the perfect lady and only falls over when legless doesn't smoke only swears at at me dog and cc wardens

    Ps can I plug in your genny :Rofl1:
     
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    Looking forward to meeting all the above curmudgeons.
    You sound my sort of people, Sheila & I will not bring a dog or grand-kids
    (Ours have been banned from everywhere) (and I only bite rarely)
    but have been known to fall over at the end of a night for no reason.
    Sheila follows Elaines example almost perfectly,although she does F*rt
    as do I

    Roger:Wink:
     
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  5. CHRI$

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    perhaps jim should consider having.
    a smoking area.
    a habit i wish i had the willpower to give up:Sad:
    a genny area.
    people need to charge batteries so never a problem for me:thumb:
    a kids area.
    i tolerate all kids no matter how unruly,i was a unruly kid once, wife says i still am:Laughing:
    a dog area.
    i tolerate all dogs no matter how unruly.
    a drinking area.
    done all the drinking i will ever need years ago,had the liver damage to prove it(now healed)
    a bbq area,
    i hate the smell of bbq smoke,but tolerate it,if people want to bbq:thumb:
     
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  6. Peter & Elaine

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    I will have you know my beloved wife does not fart but passes wind in a lady like manner usually followed by a small chuckle and a knowing look
     
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  7. CHRI$

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    forgot about the farting,is that a no no?:Rofl1:
     
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    Hey Chris

    You know those occasions when you're invited out, to friends or a do or whatever, and you really don't want to go, and you really can't be arsed, and - oh the effort of getting your glad rags on ......

    and, more often than not, it turns out to be a real hoot :thumb:

    So, based on my theory of grumpiness, Malvern is gonna be a great show for you :Rofl1:
     
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    And a miserable old gits area.:Rofl1: Drop fran and the kids off with us then make your way over to it. You'll see it on the map marked MHFACTS:BigGrin:
     
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  10. CHRI$

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    been to loads of rally's and meets never been disappointed yet.:thumb:
    went to malvern last year,great show:thumb:
    just feel that people sometimes look for something to moan about:Eeek:
    ie
    other people's kids.
    other people's dogs.
    smokers.
    genny users.
    and any thing else that don't come up to their high expectations :RollEyes:
    live and let live i say:thumb:
     
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    Chris
    We have done 3 fun events
    Newark
    Bloody freezing in march good fun though and we enjoyed it
    Nice people both from fun and other campers

    Peterbrough
    A bit of a let down
    It's a fantastic show though though
    The problem was we where on general camping field and away from from fun rabble this was our fault due to late booking
    I will defiantly be back next year but on fun site

    Misterton
    What a difference only a small event just fun members in a field we where met by marshals and sorted out quickly parked up introduced to people near our spot and within a hour we where made so at at home best event we have been to for years
    next year is booked already

    Malvern
    We are really looking forwards to Malvern a bit unsure due to size of event though but we are easy going people not really sure about this cowboy stuff though
    Although Elaine does say when I do any work work at home I am a cowboy

    Whitby
    This one I am really looking forward to is goth weekend in whitby we have always wanted to go and we have have just got uped from Short List
    So we are going

    As for rest I work on a theory that
    you can't please everbody all time
    You can't like everbody in life
    I will upset some one some time
    Someone will upset me sometime

    I try my best and ignore the rest
     
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  12. CHRI$

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    had some good rally's with the factsters,met some very nice people at facts meets as i have at fun meets,although facts meets can be more regimental than fun meets,and fun meets can be more mental than facts meets:Laughing:
     
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    I would be careful about smoking. At Malvern there's Injuns about, they may misread your smoke as a smoke signal to scalp all the paleface.
    :helpsos::helpsos:
     
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    don't get me started about people singing about dead dogs ,broken down trucks,wife's leaving them,dead horses,and boys named sue:Rofl1:
    but i know people like JJ and others like that sort of thing,so i tolerate it :thumb::Rofl1:
     
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    Personally I don't give a monkeys Mr Green. I'm coming to get my badge of honour :thumb:

    Never been disappointed by a fun meet yet...... whether it be sitting in my van or partying on the tables of Shrewsbury.

    See you all there
     
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    I hope not. The Funsters group would be one of the smallest instead of the largest at Malvern if this were so. The Makems certainly wouldn't be allowed in.
     
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    i think you have already more than one badge of honour, paul:Laughing:
    one of my biggest disappointments this year was not being able to get to the shrewsbury meet,best meet of the year,but alas work got in the way,so could not get there:cry:
     
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    advice re Malvern

    Advice from those who've been before. Do we need our bikes at Malvern or are there any good (flat) cycle rides? If not we'll leave them behind and save on weight.
     
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    Me thinks, there may be people on here busy extracting waste bodily fluids.

    Peter
     
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