Limerick Competition (1 Viewer)

[Jim]

There once was a funster named ShiftZZ
Who had a lot of hair on his head
He had a big girth
And was so full of mirth
he would liven up any dull thread

 

[ShiftZZ]

There once was a funster named ShiftZZ
Who had a lot of hair on his head
He had a big girth
And was so full of mirth
he would liven up any dull thread

Oi Baldie, its puppy fat....

 

[Styx]

A lucky young man with a hymer
Was quite handy with mastic and primer
He consulted the 'Fun'
As to how it was done
And now he's a roving full-timer

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[Wildman]

Theres a funster called shiftzz
Can’t find a rhyme he said
That Tesco he rants
Have taken my pants
So I am away to my bed

 

[Loujess]

Sorry Roger but that was poo!

Ivy

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

There is a funster named ShiftZZ.

Nothing rhymes with that, oh bugger.

Rubbish of course theres a rhyme

There's a wonderful funster called ShiftZZ
who has many talented gifts
full of fun and advice
he often posts twice
and helps funsters stuck in snow drifts

copy and paste shiftzzzz this ones yours xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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[lindylou]

We arrived at our campsite quite late
And were not treated like William abd Kate
We were given a key
Told thats' where you pee
And we hope yoj don't have too long to wait ,

 

[SandJ]

We once owned a lovely Hymer,
Visitor’s used to be charmed by her,
We traded her in for a Bolero,
All who saw her gave a big cheerio,
We have now put her on sale, for a shift,
But we will still buy, yet another Swift.

 

[haganap]

There was of course Haggers from Crewe,
Who needed a really big poo,
He sat on the bog,
Opened the Sog
and gave the campsite a smell too...


ahh wee no to the sog said scotjim,
but you dont have to sleep with him.
Said the lady from Crewe
who had a real too do
the man drinks pear cider
the smell gets inside her,
you sick basxxxd go use the loo,
this cab beds too small for me you and the poo

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[ShiftZZ]

There was an Old git called Tofo,
Who doesn’t do as he ought to;
When they said gas off'
He replied ffff offff
I'm off home for a bru

:thumb:

 

[Larrynwin]

There was a young funster from Kent
His gear knob was terribly bent
Instead of reversing his van it went forwards
And he flattened the neighbouring tent

 

[champers]

A Funster, a campervan driving,
intent on his campsite arriving,
Broke the speed limit,
said "Damn, now i'm in it"
from the Law is now ducking and diving !

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[haganap]

Ode to Funsters.​

There is a funster called JJ
who resides In quinta may
He gave all a good laugh
as he walked funsters through Bath.

But now he's saying goodbye,
and sure to make a few cry,
as he heads across the water,
for a place better than Majorca.

The wagon will be no more,
when he finally slams the door,
however, at JJ's life Pace
he will remain in cyberspace,
with many an invite to
his place..


And then of course there's Big Jim,.
He used to be quite slim,
He now wears a Hat
and by no means is he fat
But a brave funster might
say that.


Then of course there's Geo,
who's often a funster hero.
with his great advice on MOT's
some of us think he's the bees
knees.

But wait what about ScotJim,
how could we forget him,
his advice is always true,
and will never leave you feeling
blue.

Then of course there's Buttons,
a true Tory through and though,
he once told such a tall tale,
that left us all a bit pale,
His little volkswagon would get
50 to a gallon.

Then there was Road runner John,
who got real sad when Bruno was gone,
But now even he can see,
that he has a friend in you
and me.

We use this forum for fun,
with the odd thread to make
you wanna run,
Politics and smoking apart,
there is surely not a funster
without a big heart.
When times are tough and youve
had it quite rough,
there's a place to come and be one.

And it's here on motorhome Fun
the UK's number 1:thumb:

 

[simsy56]

Fred said "c'mon let's go to bed,
and rekindle that lost, loving feeling",
"Don't be daft", came the reply,
"i've got a bag of spuds that want peeling".

"do that later, i've got an urge
that only you can quosh",
"what about that doll of yours,
that cost you all that dosh"!

"It's not the same, all cold and smelly
and reminds me of a moo",
"second thoughts, i'll have a go,
it's more enthusiastic than you".

Craig

 

[big map]

There was an old funster called Baz
Who stopped for the night at Mijas

He drank to much cheap wine
Next day, he didn't look fine

And told his wife, "I must have been gassed"

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[novawight]

There was a young camper called Skinner
Who took a young girl out l to dinner
at half past nine
They sat down to dinner
At by quarter to ten,it was in her
( The dinner not Skinner )

 

[blamehofman]

An ingenius young chap name of Fred
Thought what can I do with my shed
Fit four wheels to the floor
Steering wheel and hab door
A loo and a overcab bed

But his first camping trip
Had a bit of a blip
The toilet filled up in a jiffy
So he grabbed a plant pot
Aimed an accurate shot
And watered the plants with his willy.

oh:

 

[simsy56]

We're going to Spain, our first time,
just me and her, we'll be fine,
don't want to be gassed,
so i travelled so fast,
i got a 1000 quid fine.

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[simsy56]

Whilst sanding in traffic on't M3,
the wife says, "i could do we a pee",
"well if tha guz in't back
i'll cover thee whit' mack,
an tha can use porta pottee.

Craig

 

[blamehofman]

A caravan tugger name Mitch
Said "look it's the perfect pitch"
But his caravan mover
Was his wife's dyson hoover
And the van ended up in a ditch.

 

[JJ]

There was once a Funster with a SOG......

who thought it was the round things of a dog...

Until a Tugger passed by...

and promptly did die......

killed by the smelly, abnoxious fog.

JJ

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[acting_strange]

Whilst surfing on motorhome fun
Asking how things should always be done
A smart lad called Jim
Said listen to him
Now I’m having fun by the ton

 

[acting_strange]

While driving our Lunar RV
To Southampton on the M3
A tugger we passed
Trying to make his fuel last
By driving more slowly than me

 

[JockandRita]

Although our mobile tin shed, cost us a bomb
We weren’t to realise, that it would become our second home
We’ve spent the odd day here, and weekends there,
Right to the point, where we didn’t give a care.

With the caravan and awning, it was a pain in the a#se
Especially when the weather made it seem like a farce
Setting up camp up for what seemed like an age
With the slightest thing wrong, inducing a rage

With the wind and the rain making matters worse
It seemed like caravans and awnings, were becoming a curse
When questioned as to why weekend outings were now sparce
That’s when Rita told me, to shove the lot right up my a#se.

With her wishes firmly established,we looked on the internet
Just browsing as you do, and saw many a caravanette
There was some rubbish about, at over inflated prices,
But what we saw next, was full of surprises

Off we went to see it, on a Saturday morn
Up like a lark, and well before dawn
Many hours later, down in Torquay,
A Hymer E690, that was ours to be

Looking back now, we were full of joy
To have taken possession, of our new German toy
It’s done us proud, and still serves us well
As those who know us, are able to tell

Over the years as we’ve befriended many
The number with a common interest, has become uncanny
And although we communicate on a regular turn
There’s none to beat those on Motorhome Fun

All the best,

Jock & Rita.

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[1_man_and_his_dob(lo)]

Man City fan JJ
Off to Wembley he went for the day
Back at Carmarthen we sat
Knowing the score would mean that
When he returned, "We Are The Champions" would play

 

[Larrynwin]

My mother she wus english
My father he wus too
Ever since I wus a baby
I wus English too
My sisters they are English
My brothers are English too
My motorhome is not English
But I don't really care :Cool:
oh:

 

[Wildman]

A motorhome fun rally is ace
We go to put names to a face
We meet and employ
our little toy
called “Trevor” the bus as a base

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[Ralph-n-Bev]

When searching to buy a new motorhome,
We finally found the Mizar.
It had everything we needed, (cos advice given, was heeded )
And we love it , now aint that bizar.:smalllove:

 

[beachcaster]

An accident rather uncanny
Occurred to my elderly granny
She sat in a chair
Her false teeth were there
And she bit herself
Right in her A frame

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

It was our friend JJs last show
sadly us funsters dont want him to go
I love the tales hes spun and hes full of fun,
and where magics concerned hes a pro




A tribute to fellow funster JJ whom I have the upmost respect for xxxx
Good luck JJ whatever you do and wherever you are xxxxxxxxxxx

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